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My Mind Is My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy
Mornings (SHINee band fic) 
10th-Oct-2010 12:21 pm
Title: Mornings
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Genre(s): humor
Summary: A peaceful morning turns chaotic because five boys living together can never be easy.
This is just a random drabble I thought up this morning. Hope you enjoy!

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    Minho was relaxed as he poured the steaming coffee into his mug- the sound of the rich liquid filling his cup soothing his senses. It was a nice, quiet morning. They hadn’t had to get up insanely early and the mid-morning sunlight was pouring through the window over the sink, bathing the kitchen in a warm glow.
    It was going to be a good day, he thought.
    “What the fuck!” Kibum’s outburst from down the hall pierced the silence and Minho felt his stomach sink. So much for the peaceful morning.
    “Jjong!” Kibum barked, stalking into the kitchen and glaring at the lead singer whose hair was still mussed from the way he had slept.
    “What?” he asked groggily, looking up from his cup of coffee on the table in front of him.
    “How many times do I have to tell you to use the damn exhaust fan after you take a shit?!” Kibum yelled, hands on his hips. Somehow he pulled off the glowering look in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and boxers.
    “What makes you think it was me?” Jonghyun pouted, eyebrows furrowed innocently.
    “It’s always you!” Kibum exclaimed, gesturing wildly, “I’m supposed to be in the shower right now, but someone thinks that it’s too hard to flip a fucking switch!”
    “It wasn’t me!” Jonghyun protested, “Besides, it’s not that big of a deal.”
    “The bathroom smells like ass!” Kibum shrieked, “Use the damn exhaust fan!”
    With that, he lunged at Jonghyun who, in turn, leapt up from the table and nearly spilled his coffee in an attempt to get away. Taemin steadied Jonghyun’s mug as Kibum chased the singer into the living room where he tackled Jonghyun to the couch- the older letting out a pathetic yelp as he was slammed into.
    “Kibum,” Minho called out tentatively, “Maybe strangling Jonghyun isn’t the best solution.”
    “If I strangle him, our bathroom won’t smell like shit!” he yelled back from the living room where he was twisting Jonghyun’s arm behind his back.
    Minho sighed and looked over at Jinki whose head was on the table. He was either sleeping or pretending to.
    “You know,” Taemin said after a few minutes, “I think it might have been me.”
    Minho groaned and let his head thunk onto the table. The leader had the right idea.

jonghyun hat
Comments 
10th-Oct-2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
spot for ellie_eunnie :)
10th-Oct-2010 06:08 pm (UTC)
edit: it seems I fail at html ;D

I'm so happy I'm still getting spots (even though I'm so far behind on reading ;__;)

this was so funny
Kibum yelled, hands on his hips. Somehow he pulled off the glowering look in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and boxers.
LOL priceless...I'd so pay to see this ;D

“The bathroom smells like ass!” Kibum shrieked, “Use the damn exhaust fan!”
LMFAO

I love it how Kibum successfully kicks Jjong's ass ;DD

Minho sighed and looked over at Jinki whose head was on the table. He was either sleeping or pretending to.
lol I love you for including Jinki into this, of course he'd do that ;D

~something like that happened at work actually :| it's gruesome, like a horror movie, I saw the little floater with my own eyes *^*

I was going to say you should post this on shinee_crack but then I saw you already did so ;D
good girl *pats*

love ya~
<333~
10th-Oct-2010 06:15 pm (UTC)
haha that's so cute! Funny, hilarious!! Probably exactly what would happen. XD good job!
10th-Oct-2010 06:25 pm (UTC)
thanks! i'm glad that you like it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
10th-Oct-2010 06:25 pm (UTC)
PWAHAHAHAH jong being blamed for nothing XDDD and key just kicking his ass ^^

You know,” Taemin said after a few minutes, “I think it might have been me.”
-MAGNAE! bwahaha though i think you would raher your jonghyun hyung get the spanking then confess to key umma right?? evil magnae ^^

ahhahaha srsly. i love your crack! great as always: )
10th-Oct-2010 06:26 pm (UTC)
thank you!
i'm so glad that you enjoyed it!
and i just love the idea of Key kicking Jjong's ass. i think he could do it. haha.
yeah...i don't think Taemin wants to be on the receiving end of Key's rage XD
thanks so much for reading and commenting!

Edited at 2010-10-10 06:26 pm (UTC)
10th-Oct-2010 06:35 pm (UTC)
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GLAD I WAS AS I SAW THAT YOU UPDATED.

I miss your fanfictions. Srsly.

But you never disappoint me :D I love how you turned such a random issue into such a hilarious story - this is the perfect proof that you don't need a complicated plot if you only have an exceptional writing talent ;D

Thank you (especially for making me imagine Key in those clothes...I don't know why but I think plain clothes would make him look even hotter than fancy ones.) <3
10th-Oct-2010 07:02 pm (UTC)
aw thank you so much!
i'm sorry i've kept you waiting so much! i'm getting so burnt out from school, but i'm trying not to neglect my writing!
and seriously, thank you so much for the kind words :) it makes me feel so good *hugs*
thank you so much for reading and commenting! ♥
10th-Oct-2010 06:40 pm (UTC)
ROFLOLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMGGG I never laughed so hard in my entire life XDDDDD

can't breathed...need air. ..

AWESOME FIC :D
10th-Oct-2010 07:00 pm (UTC)
*hands you oxygen mask*
thank you so much!
i'm so glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
10th-Oct-2010 07:04 pm (UTC)
Lol, I think Onew does have the right idea. And rofls, Taemin...you bad boy, you. :P

Thank you for sharing~~ It was so cute and funny <3
10th-Oct-2010 07:10 pm (UTC)
yes, he definitely does. lol.
i'm so glad that you enjoyed it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
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10th-Oct-2010 08:46 pm (UTC)
thank you!
and yeah, they probably are. lol.
thanks for reading and commenting!
10th-Oct-2010 09:28 pm (UTC)
LOOL this is hilarious


LOVE the ending XD
10th-Oct-2010 10:03 pm (UTC)
yay! thank you!
i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
11th-Oct-2010 12:34 am (UTC)
this is so funny...
con't stop laughing...
11th-Oct-2010 02:04 am (UTC)
thanks!
i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
11th-Oct-2010 05:48 am (UTC)
How do you manage to make something so hilarious, but gross and still i love it!?!?!
11th-Oct-2010 01:42 pm (UTC)
hahaha. i'm glad that you liked it even if it was kinda gross XD
thanks so much for reading and commenting!
11th-Oct-2010 09:23 am (UTC)
HAHAHHAHHA...yay for taeminnie...but it's kinda gross too >< love you for this fic (:
11th-Oct-2010 01:43 pm (UTC)
haha. it is a tad.
but i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
13th-Oct-2010 06:20 am (UTC)
XD
Key can kick some serious ass! And u know, methinks onew definitely have the right idea right there. :D
13th-Oct-2010 06:27 am (UTC)
yes, Key definitely can ;)
thanks for reading and commenting!
15th-Oct-2010 01:32 pm (UTC)
Oh dear god I'm crying here.
This is bloody brilliant lmfao.
15th-Oct-2010 05:03 pm (UTC)
lol. thank you!
i'm glad that you enjoyed it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
13th-Feb-2011 09:08 pm (UTC) - 48
This idea is quite...: unique 

LMAO key kicking JJong's ass is the best thing ever &hearts 

Of course Taemin didn't want to take the blame! And Minho just giving up hahahaha 

Amazing as always honey 
13th-Feb-2011 09:26 pm (UTC) - Re: 48
haha thank you!
i agree, key kicking jjong's ass (or anyone's ass) is amazing.
and poor minho XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
18th-Apr-2011 07:12 am (UTC)
I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurts.
I thought for sure it would be Onew's fault, but having Taemin 'fess up is even funnier.
I live with an almost teenage boy, and this is soooo true.
"Turn the damn fan on!" is a regular refrain around here, especially when Babo uses the downstairs powder room instead of his upstairs toilet.
Brilliant drabble.
18th-Apr-2011 05:56 pm (UTC)
haha thank you so much!
i'm so glad you liked it!
but i'm sorry that you can relate XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
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