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My Mind Is My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy
Gonna Make You Scream (SeKai) 
1st-Oct-2012 06:57 pm
Title: Gonna Make You Scream
Pairing: Sehun/Kai
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor
Word Count: 304
Summary: In which Sehun is in pain and Jongin is an asshole.
a/n: Nope, I really have no idea what this is or where it came from. Why are 90% of my EXO fics complete nonsense? OTL

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Jongin walked out of his bedroom to find Sehun sitting at the kitchen table, massaging his jaw. He was immediately reminded of what they'd done the night before and he felt a smirk pulling at his lips. Sehun really did have a small mouth, after all.

“Sore jaw?” he asked, sitting down in the seat opposite Sehun.

“Yeah,” Sehun sighed, continuing to press his fingers against his cheeks, kneading his sore muscles.

“Sorry about that,” Jongin replied, shit-eating grin on his face, “I know it's hard to get me in your mouth.”

“What?” Sehun looked at him, confused, “No, that's not why it's sore.”

“Oh,” Jongin's grin dropped, “Why is it sore then?”

“I think I opened my mouth too wide when I came last night.”

“...what?” Jongin could confidently say that he hadn't expected that to be the answer.

“Well, I was trying to keep quiet and...I don't know. I think I pulled a muscle or something,” Sehun shrugged, frowning when he saw Jongin's lips start to pull up into an amused smile, “Shut up.”

“I just...you opened your mouth too wide when you came,” Jongin repeated, snorting, “I don't think that anyone else has pulled a muscle in their jaw from coming.”

“Fuck off,” Sehun snapped, “It hurts.”

Jongin controlled his mirth and nodded, trying to look sympathetic. It's not that he didn't believe Sehun that it hurt. He was sure that it did. But...

Another chuckle escaped from between his lips. And then another.

“You're an asshole,” Sehun grumbled, getting up from the table with a scowl and walking back to his room where he pulled the door closed forcefully behind him.

Jongin knew that he should follow him and apologize. He really was being kind of a dick.

But he figured that he should probably wait until he stopped laughing.



kai
Comments 
1st-Oct-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
spot for mywookness :)
2nd-Oct-2012 01:43 am (UTC)
exo is crack. sure, you can write other stuff, but crack overrules
gosh sehun
pulled a muscle because of that? must've been intense
cocky!jongin is adorable. but he is an arse.
keep the crack coming!
2nd-Oct-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
exo crack is just too much fun. idek. i can't control myself! OTL
cocky!jongin is definitely entertaining. though sehun might not agree in this case lmao
i wrote cracky snsd the other day too lol
thanks for reading and commenting!
4th-Oct-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
i deem it impossible not to write exo crack. it works too well for this fandom.
poor sehun, having to deal with someone like jongin. /shakes head
yes i read it!!
thanks for writing and replying!
2nd-Oct-2012 01:53 am (UTC)
Sehun really did have a small mouth, after all.

LOL. this is so amusing i luff it :3

Edited at 2012-10-02 01:53 am (UTC)
2nd-Oct-2012 02:11 am (UTC)
thank you!
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
2nd-Oct-2012 04:53 am (UTC)
Jongin, it was for your cock, but not for being inside that mouth.
This is so shameless, love it, lol.
2nd-Oct-2012 06:21 am (UTC)
ugh all of my exo fics somehow end up being shameless OTL
but yes! exactly. he can still take some credit for it! lmao.
thanks for reading and commenting!
2nd-Oct-2012 05:02 am (UTC)
Sehun really did have a small mouth, after all.
dying. he does XD
“I just...you opened your mouth too wide when you came,” Jongin repeated, snorting,
mte and i snorted too tbh n_n
2nd-Oct-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
haha i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
2nd-Oct-2012 09:22 am (UTC)
“I think I opened my mouth too wide when I came last night.”
...i think i just lost the ability to comprehend.
3rd-Oct-2012 01:37 am (UTC)
i'm sorry i made you lose comprehension haha
thanks for reading and commenting!
2nd-Oct-2012 12:16 pm (UTC)
LOL >_<

poor Sehun ah~

HAHAHAHA

DAEBAK!



3rd-Oct-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
poor sehun indeed!
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
3rd-Oct-2012 09:32 am (UTC)
>_<

<333333333333


13th-Oct-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
lolololol
XD
cute convo there
13th-Oct-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
I'm glad you liked it!
Thanks for reading and commenting!
19th-Oct-2012 05:58 am (UTC)
i distinctly remember reading this, and am a little confused that i didn't comment. how rude.

tbh, the idea of any dude opening his mouth too wide when coming is hot. you should totally write for us what jongin was doing to him to make him cum that hard.
19th-Oct-2012 07:14 am (UTC)
reading more exo fics, i see. lol.
no worries that you didn't comment before! though i definitely appreciate the comment now!
i feel like jonghyun would be the king of opening his mouth too wide. then again, is there a "too wide" for him? maybe not XD
i will see! i have a few fic deadlines coming up...and this is me procrastinating OTL
thanks for reading and commenting!
26th-Oct-2012 02:09 pm (UTC)
lol at jonghyun, too big mouth..
26th-Oct-2012 02:07 pm (UTC)
omg!!! lolololololol. Yes, I agree that he should wait until he stops laughing...lololol

(and hey some of us can't help we got little mouths) just so dirty thoughts aren't creeping in, this is from my dentist words...:3

Edited at 2012-10-26 02:10 pm (UTC)
26th-Oct-2012 10:11 pm (UTC)
haha glad you liked it!
and no worries. i understand. my dentists says tha same thing to me XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
5th-Jan-2013 03:29 am (UTC)
Write ALL the crack! Srsly, so fantastic.

Also, dying at that last line.
DAMNIT KAI.

Edited at 2013-01-05 03:29 am (UTC)
5th-Jan-2013 04:53 am (UTC)
always dammit kai /nods
lmao apparently i can't help myself when it comes to exo crack. idek OTL
thanks for reading and commenting!
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2nd-Feb-2013 01:00 am (UTC)
haha nah the situation is pretty ridiculous
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
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