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My Mind Is My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy
Cookies and Cream (girl!SeKai) 
12th-Jun-2013 07:36 pm
Title: Cookies and Cream
Pairing: girl!Sehun/girl!Kai
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): fluff, romance, humor
Warning(s): girl!Kai, girl!Sehun
Word Count: 1,257
Summary: Sehun and Kai both have shit luck with guys so they might as well date each other, right?
Written for a prompt at the exopromptmeme.

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Sehun let herself into Kai's house, closing the heavy front door behind her and toeing off her shoes, before she made her way to the living room. Kai was slumped on the couch with a tub of ice cream in her lap and a spoon stuck between her lips, fist gripping the handle like a little kid using a utensil for the first time.

“Didn't work out with Yixing?” she asked, detouring to the kitchen to grab a spoon before dropping onto the couch and stealing the tub of ice cream.

Kai scowled and then sighed.

“No,” she confirmed glumly, “He said that he's gonna be too busy with dance team practice to have a girlfriend.”

“At least he's not going off to college like that asshole I dated,” Sehun sniffed, still bitter.

“I don't think going to college makes Joonmyun an asshole,” Kai reasonably pointed out, earning an unamused glare from Sehun.

“He left me to go to college,” she said, “He's an asshole.”

Kai relented and took the ice cream back from Sehun to take another big bite.

“Remember when you dated that guy...the one who looks like he could kill you?”

“Tao?” Kai guessed through a mouthful of cookies and cream.

“Yeah,” Sehun nodded, “And he left you for a guy?”

“Shut up,” Kai frowned, “Why are we remembering this?”

Sehun shrugged, “It was pretty funny.”

“At least he didn't break up with me because I was cutting into his time with his best friend like Chanyeol did to you. It's basically the same thing, anyway.”

“Why do we have such bad luck with guys?” Sehun wailed.

“I dunno,” Kai shrugged, mouth full again.

“Maybe that Tao kid had the right idea,” she said, “Or Chanyeol even. Maybe they just realized that they'd have better luck dating guys because they get guys. I don't get guys.”

“Me neither,” Kai agreed, only half paying attention as she was much more concerned with the almost full cookie that she was trying to scoop up.

We should just date,” she exclaimed, tossing her hands up over dramatically before sneaking a look at Kai out of the corner of her eye.

“Huh?” Kai looked at her, wondering just how much she'd missed while digging for that cookie.

“We get along,” Sehun started, looking like she was daring Kai to argue, “We already know what the other wants in a relationship. It's not like we'd get a few weeks into it and realize that we didn't like each other.”

“We're both girls,” Kai said as though Sehun might have been unaware of this fact.

“I realize that, dipshit,” she scoffed, rolling her eyes.

“You expect me to date you when you call me names all the time?” Kai demanded disbelievingly, “You'd be a shit girlfriend.”

“Would not!” Sehun protested, scowling, “I'd be an amazing girlfriend. I'd be a better date than all the lame guys that you've dated.”

“Not hard,” Kai remarked flippantly, sticking her spoon back in the ice cream and scooping out a now melted mouthful.

“Well, I'd be a way better significant other than them,” Sehun rephrased stubbornly, “I'd be the best damn girlfriend ever. You'd be lucky to have me.”

“Have you forgotten about the fact that we're both girls?” Kai asked, starting to wonder if Sehun maybe wasn't kidding with how she wasn't letting this go.

“Oh yeah,” Sehun deadpanned with a roll of her eyes, “Please remind me of our genders again, would you?”

“Shut up,” Kai pouted. Why did her best friend have to be such a smart ass?

“Not until you admit that you'd love to have me as a girlfriend.”

“I'm not convinced,” Kai told her, just to be a pain.

“Why the hell not?” Sehun demanded, turning fully toward Kai on the couch and grabbing the ice cream tub to set it on the coffee table. She was not going to be ignored for ice cream.

Kai sighed in annoyance.

“There's more to dating than getting along, Sehun,” Kai pointed out, “Who says I want to see you naked?”

It had been a joke, but she felt her cheeks burning after the words had left her mouth.

“Because everyone wants to see me naked,” Sehun replied with a gleam in her eye.

“You're probably not even a good kisser,” Kai challenged, trying to ignore the wicked smirk on Sehun's face and the way it was making her own heart pound.

“Wanna bet?”

“What?”

But before Kai could ask Sehun just how they were going to wager something like that, she was flat on her back on the couch with Sehun on top of her, eyes dark and full of promises.

Sehun's tongue darted out to lick her own bottom lip, a nervous habit, and Kai struggled to swallow around the lump in her throat.

And then Sehun's mouth was against hers, pressing and sending a rush of warmth through Kai's body. Sehun's lips were soft as they coaxed Kai's to part for her, Sehun's teeth nibbling on Kai's bottom lip before she slipped her tongue into Kai's mouth.

The shiver of want that went through her must have been felt by Sehun, but she just continued with what she was doing, licking at the roof of Kai's mouth and causing arousal to pool low in her gut.

Sehun was most definitely not a bad kisser. In fact, she was an amazing kisser. Easily the best kisser that Kai had had the pleasure of, well...kissing.

Oh,” she muttered when Sehun pulled back, licking her own lips again and staring at Kai with lust-darkened eyes.

“Can I be your girlfriend now?” Sehun asked, managing to only sound annoyed despite the obvious want that was radiating off her, “Or would you like to cite more non-existent reasons why I wouldn't make a perfect girlfriend?”

Kai was struck for the first time by just how much she really did want Sehun as her girlfriend. All those sleepovers spent whispering together until dawn, all those “innocent” massages after dance class, all those smiles that were only for her. She felt a little bit stupid for only just noticing.

“Anytime now,” Sehun tutted, shifting slightly on top of Kai to make herself more comfortable and managing to graze Kai's breast with her forearm.

Sehun smirked at the resulting shiver.

“Fine,” Kai replied, trying to look annoyed, but miserably failing to hide her arousal.

Sehun grinned and shifted again, sliding her thigh between Kai's legs and pressing up against the crotch of her underwear. Kai gasped, flushing at the way she rocked down into the contact.

“Yixing doesn't know what he's missing out on,” Sehun commented with a smirk, rubbing her thigh against Kai's arousal again and watching the way her eyebrows scrunched in pleasure.

Yixing? Oh right. She actually had barely even given him a second thought since Sehun had waltzed through the door.

Well, guess she was over that.

Meanwhile, Sehun was sucking marks into her neck that would be a bitch to cover with concealer.

“I'd prefer not to have to explain to my parents why I have hickeys all over my neck,” she gasped, fingers digging into Sehun's shoulders.

“Would you be quiet for a second, so I can get you off?” Sehun complained, “Honestly.”

Apparently this was how things were going to be then, Kai thought. Oh well. It was really no change except now she had Sehun's thigh rocking against her. That wasn't something she would complain about.

Except she might just to be difficult. It was Sehun, after all.


















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Comments 
12th-Jun-2013 10:57 am (UTC)
this was nice and funny and sweet yet how are they so utterly dumb and attractive and just i'm glad they're together now
13th-Jun-2013 12:42 pm (UTC)
hahaha dumb and attractive pretty much sums sekai up perfectly XD
i'm glad you enjoyed it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
12th-Jun-2013 01:30 pm (UTC)
ngl I did find it a little confusing that you used their guy names (sorry can I say that ><), but I got over that in like 2 lines cos omg this was just all kinds of nice and funny and I LOVE your sassy Sehun and just- everything (◠‿◠)

thanks for sharing ♡
13th-Jun-2013 12:43 pm (UTC)
i'm sorry :/ i just use their guy names since there aren't "official" girl names for them like there is for shinee...the daejin girl school parody was such a blessing lmao
but i'm glad you liked it anyway!
sassy sehun is the best ^^
thanks for reading and commenting!
13th-Jun-2013 01:45 pm (UTC)
LOL I didn't realize I was sure the fandom would have come up with names by now on their own xD
but yeah in that case anything else would have been even more confusing so :D
13th-Jun-2013 01:53 pm (UTC)
people have come up with names, but there doesn't seem to have been a general consensus so everyone has been using different names. there should be a poll tbh XD
12th-Jun-2013 01:58 pm (UTC)
awwww :3
13th-Jun-2013 12:43 pm (UTC)
glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
12th-Jun-2013 07:08 pm (UTC)
heeheehee~
bratty sehun comes again
she gets what she wants heeheehee
kai never should a chance, nope nope nope ^^
it was cute ^^
that's an easy solution to a problem you know...kind of not really XD
13th-Jun-2013 12:44 pm (UTC)
haha bratty!sehun is unavoidable XD
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
13th-Jun-2013 05:30 am (UTC)
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD /CRIES
HEIBDKSHDOSBLHSKSNLASISK
13th-Jun-2013 12:44 pm (UTC)
aw thank you :')
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
14th-Jun-2013 10:20 am (UTC)
I missed you and your girl!exo so much ;-;
This is amazing, but you sure like to give me things to think dont you?
I just open this fucking genderbender section to find your work hahaha
thank you~
I'm ready for girlxgirl action :~

(btw I have some shitty shitty fanarts inspired by your fics, I should show you some day hahahahaha)
14th-Jun-2013 01:49 pm (UTC)
i love girl!exo sfm. i'm glad you enjoy them too! ^^
in any boy group fandoms, i end up being known for genderswitch fics XD
omg you do??? i want to see! no one has ever made fanart from my fics before! ;;;
thanks so much for reading and commenting!
15th-Jun-2013 01:15 pm (UTC)
yay! i'm excited!
and oh my gosh, is that you?? so pretty! i love your hair! <3
15th-Jun-2013 10:05 pm (UTC)
yeah it's me, it was light pink but now its just strange color i need to dye again soon hahahah

well, I warned you was shitty
here is one from this fic > http://25.media.tumblr.com/caa18e24dee8def071f8b9822c6a55b1/tumblr_mogfryRzH11qk7cuuo1_1280.jpg

and this is one I did from Where The Real Magic Is (I did a lot from this but they are too idiot to show hahahaha)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/c56593f49da8f6d104ff7f55a345a624/tumblr_mogfspAAQ61qk7cuuo1_1280.jpg
omg I'm so ashamed of myself right now x__x
btw its just strange bcuz I do on my phone hahaha
16th-Jun-2013 04:03 am (UTC)
i've always wanted to do light pink hair. i should have done it when my hair was bleached but too late now /sigh

yay! they're not shitty! they really look like them!
and i love ripped zitao as jasmine XD that's how it would be though haha.

you do them on your phone? how?? that's even more impressive tbh! haha
16th-Jun-2013 06:28 pm (UTC)
yeah it takes some bleachings to reach the color >:
yeah on my phone, with the s pen ahahahaha
Tao was funny to draw hahaha he looks awesome as jasmine
6th-Aug-2013 03:56 am (UTC)
who wouldn't want to date sehun, tbh
i love fanfics like these, where it isn't all romance and stuff and the characters actually joke around and play with each other
and sehun would be a good kisser
look at 'em lips.
6th-Aug-2013 04:46 am (UTC)
banter is pretty much my favorite thing
and sekai, whether boys or girls, would be stupid and ridiculous lmao
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
12th-Oct-2014 03:28 pm (UTC)
This was awesome :) (sorry for the shitty reply but i've been reading all your fics in one go and leaving replies and i'm running out of adjectives)
31st-Jan-2015 04:51 am (UTC)
np! sorry that i'm replying to all of your comments super duper late OTL
thanks for reading and commenting!
24th-Aug-2016 12:02 am (UTC)
I love this! Their dynamic is so cute ^^
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