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My Mind Is My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy
Girls, Girls, Girls (YeWook) 
5th-Oct-2010 10:55 pm
Title: Girls, Girls, Girls
Pairing: unofficial/implied!YeWook, unofficial/implied!ShindongxOC
Rating: PG
Genre(s): humor
Summary: Whilst intoxicated, Yesung and Shindong discuss their ideal woman.
Random Prompt Generator Prompt: Yesung and Shindong – Girls


It was only fair to point out that they’d had a few drinks by that point. Not a surprising fact considering they had just recovered from a laughing fit, wiping tears from their eyes, over a TV commercial for life insurance. That wasn’t funny.
    “You think the perfect woman exists?” Shindong asked out of the blue, eyes trained on the TV, though by the way his stare was glazed over, it was clear he wasn’t watching it.
    “I dunno,” Yesung responded, shifting on the couch so he didn’t have to hold his head up anymore.
    “She’s got to, right?”
    “Do ya mean perfect for you or perfect for me?” Yesung asked, stretching his legs out in front of him and wiggling his toes in his thick socks.
    “Either,” Shindong said, “My perfect woman would be short and petite. Delicate.”
    “Mine too,” Yesung agreed, beginning to picture this ideal in his head.
    “With bright eyes…” he went on, prompting Yesung’s fantasy girl to take shape, “and a little mouth…”
    “And sharp cheekbones,” Yesung added.
    “Good,” Shindong nodded, continuing to think, “She’d have to be able to cook…”
    “I think it’d be nice if she could sing.”
    “And she’d have a huge rack,” Shindong laughed devilishly, picturing said rack in his mind’s eye.
    Yesung furrowed his eyebrows, trying to imagine the girl with huge boobs. It looked ridiculous and the girl was no longer perfect.
    “No, I don’t want gigantic boobs,” Yesung decided.
    Sungmin chose just that moment to walk through the living room on his way to the kitchen, hearing Yesung’s announcement.
    “Um…good thing you’re a man then…” Sungmin interjected, disappearing around the corner.
    “Huh? Oh. No! That’s not what I meant!” Yesung called after Sungmin, but the latter was no longer listening.
    “Well, I think I’m gonna turn in,” Shindong announced, heading towards his bedroom.
    Yesung nodded and heaved himself off the couch to make the exhausting journey to his room as well, all the while day dreaming about his fantasy girl (sans the boobs of course). With his mind in la-la land, Yesung flipped the light on, waking Ryeowook inadvertently.
    “Yah! Hyung!” the younger man whined, shielding his eyes, “What are you doing?”
    “Sorry,” Yesung apologized, reaching to turn off the light as he glanced over at his roommate. However, that simple action nearly made his heart stop when his gaze landed on the other.
    Suddenly it clicked. The ideal girl in his head wasn’t a girl at all: it was Ryeowook. Though, in his defense, the younger was wearing a skirt in his mental picture.
    “What’s wrong?” Ryeowook asked when Yesung had gone for a full 30 seconds without blinking.
    “Nothing Wook,” Yesung grumbled, turning the light off, “I’m just never drinking again, that’s all.

6th-Oct-2010 03:56 am (UTC)
spot for ellie_eunnie :)
6th-Oct-2010 05:31 am (UTC)
unofficial/implied!YeWook, unofficial/implied!ShindongxOC lol this alone cracked me up...funny how shindong alone gets a girl while yesung walks the gay brick road ;DD

drinking does that to you xD
6th-Oct-2010 02:20 pm (UTC)
haha. well, if you were Yesung, how could you not want Wook? plus, Shindong is the only confirmed straight member of Suju XD
thanks for reading and commenting! ♥
6th-Oct-2010 04:01 am (UTC)
spot for sakitomeh9001 if she wants it :D
6th-Oct-2010 06:31 am (UTC)
cute cute cute
i liked the 30 second non-blinking thing kekeke
oh i i'm in love with your random caractere that always walk into the wrong situation. Sungmin got it soft compare to Minho ^_^
miss reading your storie
6th-Oct-2010 02:21 pm (UTC)
haha. i don't even know how that always happens...i wasn't even planning on having a Sungmin-cameo (though not including Sungmin in a suju fic is difficult for me XD) but he just decided to walk through. i can't even help it! lol.
thanks for reading and commenting! ♥
6th-Oct-2010 08:20 am (UTC)
yay!!! I adore yewook sorry ^^

hah yes yesung pictured Ryeowook. ^^
6th-Oct-2010 02:22 pm (UTC)
YeWook is ♥
i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
6th-Oct-2010 11:35 am (UTC)
bwahahaha yewook's so sweet :) and wookie is one of my two biases in suju, so its even better :) i wish the suju oppas dressed up as girls again!!!WANT.TO.SEE.RYEOWOOK.IN.A.SKIRT!
LMAO sungmin popping in and out and yesung trying to explain himself XDDDD and i like the intense 30 sec staring :)
6th-Oct-2010 02:24 pm (UTC)
hehe. i love Yewook too. and Ryeowook is one of the...er...4...members tied for second place in suju for me XD (along w/ Kyu, Yesung, and Heechul. Sungmin is #1 ♥)
and idek but i could just picture Yesung staring awkwardly like that. haha.
thanks for reading and commenting!
6th-Oct-2010 06:41 pm (UTC)
Awww that was sooo cute! ♥ *huggles*
I love YeWook but I'm even happier that Sungmin had an appearance, although he wasn't really part of the pairing :D You can't imagine how hard I had to laugh at this:

“Um…good thing you’re a man then…” Sungmin interjected, disappearing around the corner.

epic! :D
thank you soo much <3
6th-Oct-2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
yes! Sungmin's unplanned appearance (he even surprised me! XD) was my favorite part too. probably b/c Sungmin is my #1 suju bias. lol.
but i'm so glad that you enjoyed this!
thanks so much for reading and commenting! ♥
19th-Jan-2013 05:24 am (UTC)
Hee hee. Poor guy, but it must have been a really good image!
19th-Jan-2013 05:29 am (UTC)
haha yes i'm sure it was!
thanks for reading and commenting!
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