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K-Pop Sex Meme and JongKey Cookies 
8th-Dec-2010 12:59 am
Alright, I really try my best not to flood your f-lists with random stuff, but it's finals time for me and I just want to piss around. So I'm doing this meme I stole from ri0t_machine  :)


Yes, this is a 30-day meme, but as usual, I'm going to do it in one go. lol.
For each question, I'm going to choose a guy and a girl I'm bi if you didn't already know that... But for the guys, so many of the ones that I like are probably gay, so those would be whom I would choose if I was a guy. And I'd be a gay guy. Makes perfect sense right? Hope you followed all of that XD

Day 1 – A K-POP artist who has the best sex eyes/hair/UNF face.

Well, various gifs and pics of Jonghyun immediately popped into my head, so Jonghyun is apparently the answer to this. lol.

and Tiffany from SNSD.

Day 2 – A K-POP artist whose abs you want to touch / lick.

Nicole from Kara. The first person I thought of actually. lol.

sungmin bonamana abs
Sungmin from Super Junior. Thank you Bonamana photoshoot...

Day 3 – A K-POP artist whose bulge you enjoy.

Onew from SHINee. Obviously. There is no other relevant answer.

Day 4 – A K-POP artist who has an incredible ass.

Yuri from SNSD. Couldn't find a pic of her ass... *feels like a creeper*

Donghae from Super Junior. Let's pretend I didn't already have this saved, yes?

Day 5 – A K-POP artist does sexy pelvic thrusts/body waves.

Key from SHINee. I think Jonghyun agrees.

Hyuna's Change dance is, of course, relevant to this question.

Day 6 – An idol you’d take home to meet you parents then bang uncontrollably in their bedroom.

Jiyoon from 4minute.

Sungmin from Super Junior.

Day 7 – A K-POP artist that you would want to go down on.

I don't even know where this came from. I was just going through my hard drive and I was just like 'ChanMi! Of course!' ...I'll just go with it. lol.

Kyuhyun. He has a nice voice...

Day 8 – A K-POP artist that you would want to have go down on you.

Key. Which is ironic b/c I really don't think he'd enjoy that all. This is one of those where we just have to pretend I'm a guy. lol.

And Jessica.

Day 9 – A K-POP artist that you think has a kinky fetish.

I hope think Key would.

Hyuna. /nods

Day 10 – A K-POP artist that you think would be great in bed.

Fei from miss A.

TOP. Because he's TOP.

Day 11 – An unlikely K-POP artist that you would want to have sex with.

I hate to boring, but I don't think there is anyone...

Unless Heechul in drag is unexpected?

Day 12 – A Big Bang/2ne1/D-NA member that you would want to have sex with.

gd scarf live
GD from BB obviously.

CL spandex
CL from 2NE1.

Day 13 – A Super Junior/Infinite/SNSD member that you would want to have sex with.

kyuhyun brown leather jacket
So many from Super Junior. But Kyuhyun wins.

jessica genie performance
Jessica from SNSD.

Day 14 – A SHINee/f(x)/T-ara member of the other sex that you would want to hook up with.

shinee lucifer backstage
Yep, all of them. I don't care what you say! lol.

victoria elle girl
Victoria from f(x).

Day 15 – A DBSK/ZE:A/4minute member that you would want to have sex with.

Changmin from DBSK.

Gayoon first bts
Gayoon from 4minute.

Day 16 – A U-Kiss/SS501/KARA member that you would want to have sex with.

Nicole black shirt
Nicole from Kara.

Day 17 – A 2PM/2AM/Wonder Girls member that you would want to have sex with.

Er...I don't know...no one? Not a 2PM or WG fan and there's not anyone in 2AM I want to bang...

Day 18 – An FT Island/CN Blue/After School member that you would want to have sex with.

Minhyuk first mini
Minhyuk from CNBLUE. But I feel like I'd corrupt him. lol.

Day 19 – A MBLAQ/B2st/BEG member that you would want to have sex with.

ga in abracadabra
GaIn from BEG.

Day 20 – A K-POP artist that you would want to dominate.

Jonghyun. I don't even know why...

Zinger from Secret.

Day 21 – A K-POP artist that you would want to be dominated by.


I picked two girls. Oops. lol.

Day 22 – A K-POP artist of the same sex that you would want to hook up with.

I think I've answered this several time already. lol. But here's my top 2 anyway.

jessica hair feather


Day 23 – An idol you’d do because your love children would look beautiful.

key post-hello performance
Sheer perfection right here, people. But beautiful children would not be the only reason...

Day 24 – A K-POP artist that you would want to 69 with.

Er...I'm not good with multitasking like this. I doubt that would change just b/c the person was a K-Pop idol. XD

Day 25 – 2 K-POP artists that you would want to have a threesome with.

Key and Jessica. So much beautiful, my head would explode.

Day 26 – A K-POP idol who you would make love to (Different from just sex. As in, because you love them).

Not to be a total purist, but I can't answer who'd I'd love irl. But pure adoration? G-Dragon for sure.

Day 27 – An innocent K-POP artist that you want to turn into a freak.

I dunno if he's innocent, but he'd underage... just slap the cuffs on me, alright?

Day 28 – A K-POP group that you would want to have an orgy with.

shinee lucifer
SHINee. Obviously.

Day 29 – A GxG/BxB/OTP you would watch make love (for only the perviest people <3)

jongkey hand
JongKey ofc.

jeti hide

Day 30 – A fantasy about you and a K-POP idol (doesn’t have to be too graphic if your shy… But if you did this challenge, I’m guessing you’re not).

Read my fanfics XD

I hope that didn't scar you too much. And that took me entirely too much time.

Anyway, my roommate baked cookies and I decorated some. First I decorated a fox and then I decorated the moose whose antlers had fallen off which I deemed a dinosaur. I then realized that Jonghyun is a dinosaur and Key is sometimes compared to a fox. It was meant to be. And I am a whipped fangirl XD

Thanks to anyone who even bothered to read this XD
Love you guys! ♥ 

key airport
8th-Dec-2010 07:26 am (UTC)
8th-Dec-2010 03:09 pm (UTC)
glad i'm not the only one who loves Jiyoon! haha.
thanks for commenting on my random crap XD
8th-Dec-2010 03:21 pm (UTC)
hahah not random i love memes.
8th-Dec-2010 08:57 am (UTC)
8th-Dec-2010 03:10 pm (UTC)
nice! glad that i'm not alone in that. haha.
thanks for commenting on this random entry. lol.
9th-Dec-2010 02:13 am (UTC)
wahahaha stealing this so hard.

I agree with a lot of yours though XD so it won't be that different.
9th-Dec-2010 02:16 am (UTC)
steal away :)

i will read yours when you post too b/c i find this meme way too entertaining. haha.
9th-Dec-2010 02:26 am (UTC)
haha okay! Read away~~ I think I might actually do it a-day though. Since I have like 0 entries on my journal :D lolz.
9th-Dec-2010 07:04 pm (UTC)
As I saw the first pic of Key at the top, I just knew this would be hot. (okay no in reality I read the title of the post and thought fuck yeah porn and that was when I decided it would be awesome :D)

Ehem. Okay. So much for admitting that I'm a perv. But you already knew that anyway I guess :D

At first - thank you for posting the photo of Donghae's ass. I don't think I ever told you but he's my bias ♥

And I totally agree with you about so many things! Like for example the thing about Fei - I can't even explain why but I totally thought YES she'd be awesome in bed.
And the threesome with JongKey...yeah, you know how much I love them :)

Those cookies are sweet~ :3
I can't stop thinking about K-Pop pairings either, no matter if I'm decorating cookies or eating at McDonald's. Me and my friend once bought a happy meal just because we wanted the toy, a figure of Tom and Jerry. I guess I don't need to explain why :D
9th-Dec-2010 10:15 pm (UTC)
haha. i'm glad that i'm not the only one who's a perv XD
and you're welcome. i've always liked those pants...on him...so when i saw that pic, i had to save it. lol.
and i'm glad that you like the cookies!
i totally get the tom and jerry thing, obviously. lol.
thanks for commenting on my random crap! haha
11th-Dec-2010 06:43 pm (UTC)
The meme answers were wonderful. Too much SHINee is never too much. XD

And love them cookies. XD They're so adorable! XD
11th-Dec-2010 07:00 pm (UTC)
haha. i', glad that you approve of my answers! XD
and of course i couldn't resist having lots of shinee. lol.
thanks! i'm glad you like the cookies :)
12th-Dec-2010 04:16 am (UTC)
I love every single beautiful bit of this post!
12th-Dec-2010 05:13 am (UTC)
haha i'm glad that you liked my list XD
thanks for commenting on my random crap! lol.
12th-Dec-2010 07:57 am (UTC)
And yeah.. Why does Minhyuk have to be so innocent?
(Even Ryeowook and Taemin are not that innocent now~ xDD)

And why did you have to post the cookies? D:

Now that I think about it.. Key does look like a fox..
Hey! Isn't Kyuhyun a fox too?! 8DD
12th-Dec-2010 08:35 am (UTC)
haha. glad to know that you agree! :)
and sorry to make you hungry. i'd give you some of the cookies that are left but...haha.
is Kyuhyun a fox? i remember seeing a fanart of suju as animals once but i don't remember what Kyuhyun was...
12th-Dec-2010 08:43 am (UTC)
I think so~ Because Sungmin is a bunny and that kinda makes Kyu a fox~ :D
12th-Dec-2010 08:51 am (UTC)
lol so much Sica and Key overload..me likes XDDD
12th-Dec-2010 09:22 am (UTC)
haha. yes, there definitely seems to be a theme here... XD
i'm glad you approve. lol.
15th-Dec-2010 08:01 am (UTC)
Oh and I found this on my pc XD

15th-Dec-2010 08:19 am (UTC)
lmao XD
very applicable to this post. haha.
thanks for the contribution :)
16th-Dec-2010 12:17 am (UTC)
Oh my god I loved this post XD I'm so glad I clicked on it!
Now I;ll feel less embarrassed saying that I have the hugest girl crush on Nicole from Kara. I don't know what it is, but if she kissed me, I wouldn't back away XD I know I'm a freak And who wouldn't want to fuck/have an orgy with SHINee? I completely agree with you XD

I would request having babies with Key too because my kids would be GORGEOUS.

And fuck it. We're all pedo noonas for Taemin. I bet he is as kinky as Key 8D
16th-Dec-2010 05:19 am (UTC)
psh. you are not a freak lmao. look at the list i just made! XD
and a shinee orgy... *drifts off into dream land* lol
i'm glad that you enjoyed my random post. haha.

Edited at 2010-12-16 05:20 am (UTC)
17th-Dec-2010 01:33 am (UTC)
You should post more randomly so I can see how much we have in common not our perverted tastes, obviously... And I find you quite hilarious (I don't know if I told you that: I find that I keep repeating myself XD)
17th-Dec-2010 06:24 am (UTC)
i can definitely arrange that. haha.
thank you! i think i'm hilarious too, but that doesn't hold too much weight...XD
18th-Dec-2010 07:46 am (UTC)
DO IT. *rethinks persuasion strategy*
*squishes you instead* Pweeeeese unni?
And I love it that you recognize that you're hilarious XD It's just icing on the cake.
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