Title: Fruit and Masturbation
Genre(s): humor, crack
Word Count: 254
Summary: Jonghyun ponders some of the natural wonders.
“Ya know, masturbation and fruit are kind of the same,” Jonghyun mused, pulling Kibum’s attention from the magazine he was reading.
“Huh?” he asked, sounding both disinterested and as though he was calling the other crazy. He was very good at lacing his true meaning behind a single word. Jonghyun ignored the tone.
“They’re both pretty amazing if you think about it,” he went on, taking another large bite of his apple, “I mean, fruit
. It just grows
. No one has to make it or produce it or anything. It just grows and it tastes good.”
“Dare I ask how this relates to masturbation?”
“Well, you can just stick your hand down your pants and it feels amazing and it releases like a bajillion endorphins or something.” Jonghyun bit into the apple again and Kibum took a moment to appreciate the fact that he was around for the fruit bit and not the masturbation bit.
“I’m sorry, but I’m still not quite seeing the connection,” Kibum deadpanned, going back to his magazine.
“They’re just both so simple
,” Jonghyun gushed, “It’s like, they’re too good to be true.”
Kibum looked up and stared at the other for a moment.
“Do you hear yourself when you talk?” he finally asked.
Jonghyun just pouted and got up to throw the apple core into the garbage can before he disappeared down the hall.
Kibum heard a door shut and was again thankful for the fact that he had only been present for the fruit part of that hypothesis.