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Goofus and Gallant (Changmin/Onew) 
18th-Feb-2011 02:34 pm
Title: Goofus and Gallant
Pairing: Changmin/Onew
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, fluff
Word Count: 390
Summary: It turns out that Highlights was onto something with their cartoon.
Written for the drabble wars at joeun_kkoom  with the prompt “Magazines”
a/n: I can't believe I made it to the top five! /flails

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    “What are you reading?” Changmin asked, coming into the dressing room to find Onew hunched over a magazine.
    “Highlights,” the younger boy replied.
    “Isn’t that a kid’s magazine?”
    “Yeah, but it’s all that I could find. I guess someone brought it for their kid or something,” Onew shrugged, relinquishing his hold on the magazine when Changmin took it from him.
    “Goofus and Gallant? Oh my god, I remember this!” Changmin exclaimed, plopping down on the couch next to his boyfriend.
    “Yeah, I used to read it all the time when I was a kid.”
At the department store, Goofus runs on the escalator,” Changmin read, “Gallant stands still on the escalator as it goes to the second floor. Gallant is boring,” he scoffed.
“Well, escalators can be dangerous…” Onew said, though Changmin ignored him and continued reading.
    “Goofus cries when his mother removes a splinter. Gallant takes it bravely,” Changmin snorted, “What? Is Gallant a robot? Splinters fucking hurt!”
    “This one is pretty reasonable,” Onew pointed, hoping that Changmin would at least agree with something. Onew had always liked Gallant!
    “Goofus takes the last apple. Gallant shares his orange. Did I mention that Goofus has better hair than Gallant?”
 “I’d share my orange,” Onew mumbled, sitting back to sulk.
“So I’m dating Gallant then?” Changmin joked, turning to the younger boy with a smirk.
“I guess so,” Onew replied with a forced smile, “Just boring old Gallant.”
Changmin grinned at that, his eyes going mismatched.
“Not boring,” he said, leaning in to kiss his boyfriend on the cheek, “Besides, maybe Gallant would run on the escalator if he wasn’t afraid that he’d trip and fall on his face.”
Changmin cackled at his own joke so Onew hit him on the shoulder.
“Ouch!” he pouted, rubbing the spot where he’d been smacked.
“Typical Goofus,” Onew sighed, trying to keep a straight face, “Such a wuss! Crying when his mother removes a splinter, whining when his boyfriend hits him…”
“I don’t think Gallant hits people,” Changmin pointed out with a smirk.
“Only Goofus,” Onew informed him, “He has to keep him in line.”
“Wow, as a child, I never knew that there was a homoerotic undertone to this cartoon.”
Onew opened his mouth to retort, but was cut off when Changmin’s lips slammed into his. Of course Goofus interrupted people as well.

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Comments 
18th-Feb-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
spot for ellie_eunnie
19th-Mar-2011 08:06 am (UTC)
your drabbles are very cute~

Onew had always liked Gallant! figures he would XD
though I'm not sure whether Onew would be the gallant or the goofus XD

“So I’m dating Gallant then?” Changmin joked, turning to the younger boy with a smirk.
OHH I totally dig this pairing :D :D

“Besides, maybe Gallant would run on the escalator if he wasn’t afraid that he’d trip and fall on his face.”
and ofc Changmin says something like that XDD

“I don’t think Gallant hits people,” Changmin pointed out with a smirk.
“Only Goofus,” Onew informed him, “He has to keep him in line.”
“Wow, as a child, I never knew that there was a homoerotic undertone to this cartoon.”

lmao the whole conversation is hilarious XDD

loved this
19th-Mar-2011 08:10 am (UTC)
thank you!
i had a lot of fun writing this (and google-ing old goofus and gallant cartoons), so i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
18th-Feb-2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
spot for l2inl2in <3
19th-Feb-2011 08:10 pm (UTC)
So wait was I supposed to vote in that thing? XD

I fail so much.

But this was adorable! Wtf pairing is this but it was cute.

Awesome changmin eyes cameo btw >.=
19th-Feb-2011 10:35 pm (UTC)
haha no worries. as i said, it's anonymous anyway.
but i'm glad that you liked it!
and the pairing was part of the prompt. lol.
yes! i ♥ changmin's eyes.
thanks for reading and commenting!
18th-Feb-2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
spot for onewlurver :)
18th-Feb-2011 08:36 pm (UTC)
spot for k_pop4life :D
18th-Feb-2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
Hahah cute x)
Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos

ChangminXonew???
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Idk how to feel about that but Changmin is definetely growing on me
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18th-Feb-2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
lol thanks!
yeah, it's a pairing i never would have thought of, but it was the prompt so i tried my best!
and good! i'm a huge changmin stan so i approve of this! haha.
thanks for reading and commenting!
18th-Feb-2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
[no spot needed...we're online together, it seems]

LOL. “Wow, as a child, I never knew that there was a homoerotic undertone to this cartoon.”

I'm sure the editors of Hightlights would choke on their herbal tea.

Loved it!
18th-Feb-2011 10:36 pm (UTC)
haha. i hope the editors do XD
i'm glad that you liekd this!
thanks for reading and commenting!
19th-Feb-2011 01:21 am (UTC)
I love the exchange between a cheeky Changmin and a meek Onew~ ^^ It's so adorable. And oh dear. I'm going to see Highlights in a different light now. :O

And this is my first fic that I am willing to read that is SHINeeXsomeotherband O.O
19th-Feb-2011 01:25 am (UTC)
ah thank you for making the exception for this!
and cheeky and meek are really the perfect descriptors here. haha.
i'm glad that you enjoyed this!
thanks for reading and commenting!
19th-Feb-2011 03:59 am (UTC)
“Not boring,” he said, leaning in to kiss his boyfriend on the cheek, “Besides, maybe Gallant would run on the escalator if he wasn’t afraid that he’d trip and fall on his face.”


AHAHAH, funny cause it's true XD

this was sooo cute!

19th-Feb-2011 04:02 am (UTC)
ah thank you!
i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Feb-2011 06:37 am (UTC)
I love this to bits! <3 Changmin/Onew is like my 'secret love' tbh. (Onew picked an eyelash off of Changmin's cheeks on Yunho's birthday party) *squeals* anyhow, this is too cute 8D Thanks for sharing and congrats on making it at the top 5! /flails with you. :)
27th-Feb-2011 08:39 am (UTC)
sorry for hijacking this thread but you just got like 1000 awesome points for loving changmin/onew as well. ♥ (I NEED THAT MOMENT IN FANCAM FORM, NEED!)
27th-Feb-2011 10:49 am (UTC)
Apology accepted :D Yay! *bounces up and down* Thanks! Kekeke^^, Yes, I agree. Fancam! Fancam! XDDD
27th-Feb-2011 10:57 am (UTC)
ahahah ive been waiting like crazy :( also i wanted him to host changmin's birthday fanmeet but its okay next time~
27th-Feb-2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
i'm glad that you liked it!
he did? adorable!!!!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Feb-2011 08:38 am (UTC)
;~; changmin/onew is my not so secret otp and i cant even begin to describe how much i love you for writing this. have my firstborn :(((( i like the banter and the cute that comes with them being so like their comic self. its so lovely. write more of them!

stealth!pimp post
27th-Feb-2011 05:26 pm (UTC)
i'm so glad that you liked it!
the banter was a lot of fun to write. haha.
and those gifs/pics of them are too adorable!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Feb-2011 10:20 pm (UTC)
they are and it is! you're awesome for writing this, thank you!
25th-May-2011 07:34 pm (UTC)
HIVE MIND! HIVE MIND!!!!!
27th-Feb-2011 09:11 pm (UTC)
haha~ this was cute XD
28th-Feb-2011 02:22 am (UTC)
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
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