Title: A Potentially Serious Matter (According to Zhou Mi)
Word Count: 410
Summary: In which Zhou Mi is anal retentive and Kyuhyun is just trying to dry off.
“Kui Xian?” Zhou Mi called, knocking on the closed bathroom door and then walking in anyway before Kyuhyun could answer. Not like it mattered, Kyuhyun admitted to himself- Zhou Mi had seen him in all states of undress- but still
. Why even knock?
“Welcome,” Kyuhyun muttered, continuing to soak up the water droplets on his skin with his towel.
Disregarding Kyuhyun’s sarcasm (he had to sometimes otherwise he’d never get anything done), Zhou Mi spoke, “Why are there dishes in the sink?”
“Uh…lunch?” he shrugged.
“When do you think you’ll wash them?” Zhou Mi pressed, not seeming angry or annoyed, just concerned. Apparently this was a serious matter.
“I don’t know?”
“Okay…” Zhou Mi paused for a moment, looking as though he was deep in thought, “I guess I’ll just do them now then.”
“No, don’t do that,” Kyuhyun protested, grabbing the taller man’s elbow when he turned to leave the room, “I’ll do
them. Just not this second.”
Zhou Mi’s brows creased as he worried his bottom lip between his teeth.
“It’s okay for them to sit there for a while,” Kyuhyun added when it looked like Zhou Mi was about to have an anxiety attack.
that,” he defended, “But they’ll be harder to scrub later. Let me just do them.”
, leave them alone,” Kyuhyun said emphatically, “Just go and relax or something.”
“But Kui Xian
~” Zhou Mi whined, pouting and trying to pull his arm from Kyuhyun’s grip.
Kyuhyun sighed and did the only thing he could think to shut his boyfriend up and to get him to quit struggling- he pushed him against the bathroom wall and pressed against him, his naked form against Zhou Mi’s clothed one.
“What are you doing?” he asked, seemingly confused despite the complete obviousness of the situation. His boyfriend was naked and pinning him to a wall- it should have been pretty clear.
“Weaving a basket,” Kyuhyun quipped, pushing his knee between Zhou Mi’s legs and against his crotch. Zhou Mi gasped and gripped Kyuhyun’s waist as he rutted against his thigh, head falling back against the wall.
Ultimately, Kyuhyun’s plan worked- getting Zhou Mi to stop babbling about dishes and acting like a tightly-wound housewife- and ended with them in an undignified pile of limbs on the hard, tile floor of the bathroom.
However, once they’d both gotten dressed, Zhou Mi made Kyuhyun wash his dishes and, as it turned out, they were a bitch to scrub.