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My Mind Is My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy
FPS (bffery!KyuMin) 
10th-Apr-2011 03:59 pm
Title: FPS
Pairing: bffery!KyuMin, implied!QMi
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor
Word Count: 295
Summary: Poor Kyuhyun is always getting nagged...and mentally scarred.
a/n: What is this nonsense? OTL


    Kyuhyun is minding his own business (aka playing StarCraft) when Sungmin comes into their shared bedroom, huffing loudly. He knows that the excessive amount of noise the older man is making is a clear indication that he’s annoyed and that Kyuhyun is about to hear about it.
    He’s right.
     “With the amount of first person shooters that you play, you’d think that you would be able to make it into the toilet,” Sungmin grouses, flopping down onto his bed.
    “Huh?” Kyuhyun asks, turning around when he’s sure that his game is under control.
    “There’s always piss all over the toilet seat.”
    “How do you know it’s me?” Kyuhyun challenges, feeling a sting to his pride at what Sungmin is implying.
    “Well, we share a bathroom and it’s not me,” Sungmin reasons, looking scandalized.
    Kyuhyun, quite frankly, doesn’t know what to say to that. He also finds that he doesn’t have any urge to continue this conversation, so he turns back to his laptop, resuming what he was doing.
    “Let’s just say I feel bad for Zhou Mi,” Sungmin says after a moment, tone of voice making it clear that he’s implying something. Probably something sexual, knowing Sungmin.
Kyuhyun tries to decipher the comment before he turns around again.
“Hyung, that doesn’t even make sense.”
Sungmin shrugs, unconcerned.
“It does to me.”
Kyuhyun lets that statement sink in for a moment, grimacing when he’s assaulted by a barrage of images that he doesn’t want. Ever.
“Remind me to never ask for details about your sex life,” he mutters, quickly busying himself with his game once more.
But Sungmin’s feral smile at that comment is burned into his brain along with those images. It’s gonna take quite a few hot showers to scald this one off of him.
sungmin mr simple
10th-Apr-2011 09:08 pm (UTC)
spot for ellie_eunnie
10th-Apr-2011 09:08 pm (UTC)
spot for l2inl2in <3
10th-Apr-2011 09:08 pm (UTC)
spot for k_pop4life :D
11th-Apr-2011 10:42 am (UTC)
Hahaha What a troll!! Of course Sungmin would say that.
That guy will forever be a mystery to me
11th-Apr-2011 04:09 pm (UTC)
Sungmin is a walking juxtaposition. lol.
i'm glad you enjoyed it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
10th-Apr-2011 09:09 pm (UTC)
spot for onewlurver :)
10th-Apr-2011 10:34 pm (UTC)
Jokes about bad aim...heh heh heh.
10th-Apr-2011 10:47 pm (UTC)
lol. that's where this all started.
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
10th-Apr-2011 11:13 pm (UTC)
i would be annoy to if i shared a toilet with someone like that.
but poor kyu that have now a lot of unwanted image in his mind, i have some in my head too but no way i'm trying to get rid of them ^_^
(oh and i usally don't do that but i can't acces your other storie that you post today.... it say access deny??)
10th-Apr-2011 11:39 pm (UTC)
haha. it would indeed be annoying!
i'm glad that you liked this!
and you have to join the comm to read the other story b/c the comm is 18+. we posted it there b/c it's a collab fic. sorry for any inconvenience!
thanks for reading and commenting!
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