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Why Jonghyun Sometimes Wishes That Key Wasn’t an Artist (JongKey) 
26th-Jun-2011 05:44 pm
Title: Why Jonghyun Sometimes Wishes That Key Wasn’t an Artist
Pairing: JongKey
Rating: R
Genre(s): humor, implied smut
Word Count: 418
Summary: Erotic pictures have never been so complicated.

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    “That picture you sent me last night,” Key began, looking at Jonghyun over the table.
    “Yeah?” Jonghyun smirked, thinking back to the night before when Key had been out at a schedule and Jonghyun sent him sexy text messages just to torture him.
    “It was really nice aesthetically.”
    “Huh?” Jonghyun paused, the words out of Key’s mouth not what he was expecting at all.
    “The framing was really effective,” Key explained calmly, continuing to sort the mail, “It was a good shot.”
    “I took it on my phone,” Jonghyun deadpanned, staring at the younger boy like he was insane.
    “I know,” Key nodded, “That makes it even more impressive.”
    “Key,” Jonghyun said firmly, making the other boy look up at him, “I just pointed my phone at my dick and took a picture. I wasn’t trying to be artsy or something.”
    “Oh,” Key shrugged, “Well, it was really lucky then!”
    Jonghyun just stared as Key continued to flip through the furniture catalogue in front of him. That was all he’d noticed? That it was framed nicely? Who even says things like that? Although, to be honest, he was probably less surprised than he should have been. Key would say something like that.
    “So…you only enjoyed the framing?” Jonghyun ventured, catching the other’s attention once again. Key smirked.
    “Well, I may have enjoyed the content a bit too.”
    Jonghyun grinned at that, feeling a bit prideful.
    “I have a schedule tonight…care to return the favor?”
    “Maybe,” Key smiled, feline eyes dark with promise.
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    Key, I thought you said you were going to send me a picture a half hour ago. Jonghyun sighed, stuffing his phone back in his pocket and trying to pay attention to what his manager was telling him.
    His phone buzzed.
    I’m working on it, was the reply.
    Just take a picture!
    I don’t like the lighting in the bathroom.
    Jonghyun fought against the urge to hit his head against the nearest wall.
    It doesn’t matter. I don’t care. Just take a picture and send it to me. I want to see you~
    I care! Hold on.
    Jonghyun sighed again and set his phone down. Maybe if he stopped bugging him, Key would get to it faster. But fifteen minutes later, his patience was waning.
    Key, what are you doing?
    I’m just going to change my shirt first. I think green will look better.
    Jonghyun dropped his phone into his bag and cradled his head in his hands. Maybe this was a bad idea after all.

key snapshot
Comments 
26th-Jun-2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
spot for l2inl2in <3
5th-Jul-2011 03:01 am (UTC)
I know I'm on the wrong account sue me XD

This was so fucking cute bro. ^^b

I can't believe you're still leaving me spots! I love you sfm <3

backtracking your lj like woah
26th-Jun-2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
spot for onewlurver :)
26th-Jun-2011 11:12 pm (UTC)
“The framing was really effective,” Key explained calmly, continuing to sort the mail, “It was a good shot.”

*headdesks*

Oh, Key...

Ah, cracksmut (well, it wasn't really smut, but still). One of my most favorite genres.
26th-Jun-2011 11:18 pm (UTC)
haha i love cracksmut too :)
thanks for reading and commenting!
26th-Jun-2011 11:24 pm (UTC)
This feels so realistic, Key changing his shirt for a porn pic. Perfect.
26th-Jun-2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
i'm glad that you think so XD
key definitely would.
thanks for reading and commenting!
26th-Jun-2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
*laughs* I can totally see myself doing the exact same thing that Key did! Poor Jjong- at least the picture will be gorgeous when he finally gets it!

I’m just going to change my shirt first. I think green will look better. <- Such a perfect Key-ism!
26th-Jun-2011 11:56 pm (UTC)
haha the picture will indeed be gorgeous!
i'm glad that you liked it and that you can relate! :)
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 12:04 am (UTC)
Oh Key bb~
*facepalms*
Seriously, I feel for Jjong. XD
27th-Jun-2011 12:09 am (UTC)
haha glad you liked it!
and thank you can sympathize with jonghyun XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 12:10 am (UTC)
Short, sweet, perfect :3 Oh, Kibummie... Love it!
27th-Jun-2011 12:38 am (UTC)
ah thank you so much!
i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 12:27 am (UTC)
Teehee I really really liked this ^^
It was short and funny and perfect~
27th-Jun-2011 12:40 am (UTC)
thank you!
i'm so glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 12:28 am (UTC)
lol, I love this. Key is just... being Key.
I'm sure Jong will get a perfect shot sent soon :3
27th-Jun-2011 12:41 am (UTC)
haha exactly. and yes, key's shot will be flawless XD
i'm glad that you enjoyed it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 01:13 am (UTC)
lol @ perfectionist Key.

this was funny :D *loves*

27th-Jun-2011 04:53 am (UTC)
thank you!
i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 01:28 am (UTC)
Key....he takes a picture of his dick, and you comment on how good the shot was of it?
LMAO.
Woah - dedicated to your girlfriend?
Did you two ever got into a situation like this?
Wait a minute.
You're a guy?!
Writing JongKey smut?!
Woah, fuck. O.O
You're good.
27th-Jun-2011 04:54 am (UTC)
as exciting as it would be to find a guy who wrote jongkey, i am not one. i'm a girl, sorry. lol.
but i'm glad that you enjoyed it! :)
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 02:10 am (UTC)
This thing made me giggle so much!!!!!

I can totally see Key having to setup the perfect shot. God forbid the shadow's not point the right way or accentuate the right thing. A hair out of place...
27th-Jun-2011 04:55 am (UTC)
exactly! key would definitely be quite particular, i think!
i'm glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 02:35 am (UTC)
LOL keyyyy >w<
omg key you are such a dork!!!!
27th-Jun-2011 04:58 am (UTC)
haha he is :)
i'm glad you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 04:52 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAH awesome!!! XDD only Key would do this
27th-Jun-2011 04:58 am (UTC)
haha yeah, he probably would XD
i'm glad that you enjoyed it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2011 11:18 am (UTC)
bwoh....???
jonghyun goes *click---sent to key*
and then....its key's turn

key: *green shirt, i think it gives effect to the lighting more* O_O

gahhhhhh butt hurt jjong... why dont he just DO IT??? gaaahhhh....
27th-Jun-2011 03:54 pm (UTC)
haha pretty much! XD
i'm glad you enjoyed it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
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