Title: Kim Gwiboon: The Worst Lesbian Ever
Word Count: 257
Summary: Gwiboon likes high heels as much as the next girl. Actually, she likes high heels even more
than the next girl.
a/n: I don't even know what this is...I just wrote this in like 10 minutes. And I mean no offense to any lesbians- girly, butch, or otherwise. This is just nonsense OTL
“I’m not sitting in the backseat on the way home,” Gwiboon complained, fingers raking through her tangled locks as she walked across the parking lot toward the restaurant, “The wind completely
ruined my hair.”
“Your hair is fine,” Minjung told her, not even turning around to see for herself, “You’re the only person I know who would complain about riding in a convertible
“Easy for you to say,” Gwiboon shot back, “You
always sit in the front seat because you’re so damned tall. And I’m stuck in the backseat with my hair flying everywhere and becoming a rat’s nest.”
“You’re such a girl
, unnie,” Taeyeon laughed, rolling her eyes.
“Yeah, you’re like the worst lesbian ever
,” Minjung added good-naturedly, immediately chuckling at her own joke as Taeyeon chimed in.
“I know,” Gwiboon giggled, “I like clothes and makeup and high heels, so I get to indulge in all of those girly things and
I don’t have to suck dick.”
Minjung burst into shocked laughter, holding her sides until she could speak again.
“Alright, alright, I see your point,” she relented. Gwiboon grinned.
“But then you have to…” Taeyeon wrinkled her nose at her own suggestion.
“It’s okay, honey,” Gwiboon patted the younger girl on the head, “You can just stick to dick.”
Taeyeon immediately flushed, sputtering as she followed Gwiboon into the entrance. Minjung stumbled after them, doubled over in another fit of laughter.
Gwiboon gloated as they were led to their table and the pretty hostess checked her out. Correction: she was the best