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Kim Gwiboon: The Worst Lesbian Ever (girl!Key-centric) 
6th-Aug-2011 02:11 am
Title: Kim Gwiboon: The Worst Lesbian Ever
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor
Word Count: 257
Summary: Gwiboon likes high heels as much as the next girl. Actually, she likes high heels even more than the next girl.
a/n: I don't even know what this is...I just wrote this in like 10 minutes. And I mean no offense to any lesbians- girly, butch, or otherwise. This is just nonsense OTL


    “I’m not sitting in the backseat on the way home,” Gwiboon complained, fingers raking through her tangled locks as she walked across the parking lot toward the restaurant, “The wind completely ruined my hair.”

    “Your hair is fine,” Minjung told her, not even turning around to see for herself, “You’re the only person I know who would complain about riding in a convertible.”

    “Easy for you to say,” Gwiboon shot back, “You always sit in the front seat because you’re so damned tall. And I’m stuck in the backseat with my hair flying everywhere and becoming a rat’s nest.”

    “You’re such a girl, unnie,” Taeyeon laughed, rolling her eyes.

    “Yeah, you’re like the worst lesbian ever,” Minjung added good-naturedly, immediately chuckling at her own joke as Taeyeon chimed in.

    “I know,” Gwiboon giggled, “I like clothes and makeup and high heels, so I get to indulge in all of those girly things and I don’t have to suck dick.”

    Minjung burst into shocked laughter, holding her sides until she could speak again.

    “Alright, alright, I see your point,” she relented. Gwiboon grinned.

    “But then you have to…” Taeyeon wrinkled her nose at her own suggestion.

    “It’s okay, honey,” Gwiboon patted the younger girl on the head, “You can just stick to dick.”

    Taeyeon immediately flushed, sputtering as she followed Gwiboon into the entrance. Minjung stumbled after them, doubled over in another fit of laughter.

    Gwiboon gloated as they were led to their table and the pretty hostess checked her out. Correction: she was the best lesbian ever.

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6th-Aug-2011 07:13 am (UTC)
spot for Nathalia ♥♥♥♥♥
6th-Aug-2011 07:37 am (UTC)
I like make up and pretty clothes and sandals and flats and heels and JEWELRY... and I don't know when they gay parade was/is and I don't suck dick

Me and Gwiboon are the best... /flips hair
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I just love how Taeyeon is such an essay target to tease... :)
6th-Aug-2011 08:04 am (UTC)
haha *high fives*
and yes, taeyeon is very easy to tease and obviously, gwiboon takes advantage of that
i'm glad that you liked it! <3333
6th-Aug-2011 07:13 am (UTC)
spot for l2inl2in <3
6th-Aug-2011 07:14 am (UTC)
spot for onewlurver :)
6th-Aug-2011 07:53 am (UTC)
Tee hee!!! Of course Gwiboon is a lipstick lesbian!
This was fun.
6th-Aug-2011 08:05 am (UTC)
haha thank you!
i'm glad that you liked it :)
thanks for reading and commenting!
6th-Aug-2011 10:07 am (UTC)
haha... this was so cute! ^^

I like high heels, make up and pretty hair too! :DOh, me and Gwiboon have so much in common!

anyway, this was fun. Thanks.
6th-Aug-2011 03:56 pm (UTC)
haha thank you!
i'm glad that you liked it!
i can also relate to gwiboon here lol.
thanks for reading and commenting!
6th-Aug-2011 03:10 pm (UTC)
I thought this was cute. It takes all kinds of people to make up the world, so let Gwiboon be Diva! :)
6th-Aug-2011 03:57 pm (UTC)
i'm glad that you liked it!
and no one should ever tell gwiboon not to be a diva! lol.
thanks for reading and commenting!
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6th-Aug-2011 04:31 pm (UTC)
thank you so much!
i'm really flattered :')
but i agree! gwiboon = win. haha
thanks for reading and commenting!
7th-Aug-2011 11:27 am (UTC)
oh yeah. no truer words. smart gwiboon is smart. =D and diva. =D haha.. i should really give some serious thought to following in gwiboon's footsteps. NICE ONE! i like this! its something different from the usual girl!shinee and definitely fun! =D
7th-Aug-2011 06:28 pm (UTC)
thank you!
i'm so glad that you liked it!
and yes! gwiboon has it all figured out. lol.
thanks fir reading and commenting!
27th-Jun-2016 01:52 pm (UTC) - No
Actually, Gwiboon is a goddess. I never get tired of saying this.
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