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Yeah, They're Lookin' At Me (Key-centric) 
31st-Oct-2012 03:21 pm
Title: Yeah, They're Lookin' At Me
Pairing: Key-centric, bandfic
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, crack
Word Count: 689
Summary: In which Key thinks he's hot shit for getting to share a stage with BoA and he's right.
a/n: Because I worship the ground BoA walks on and I love that Key does too.

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“Hey guys,” Key said, looking up from his laptop, “Remember that time that BoA chose me to perform I Did It For Love with her?”

“Yes,” Minho replied, no amount of emotion or excitement in his voice. He didn't even look away from the TV screen. He couldn't let his concentration slip lest Taemin beat him.

“Shut up already,” Jonghyun griped from his spot in the massage chair in their living room. It really was “his spot” since no one else sat in it when he was around because he'd always call dibs and then race to the chair. Even though no one was trying to beat him to it.

“That is the fourth time you mentioned it in the last hour,” Jinki pointed out.

“Yeah, you're almost as annoying as Jonghyun-hyung,” Taemin interjected, laughing.

“Yah!” Jonghyun yelled, sitting up to hurl a pillow at the maknae's head only to miss and knock the video game controller out of Minho's hand.

“What the fuck?” Minho shouted, pinning Jonghyun with a deadly glare after Taemin managed to make a goal on him.

“Well, I don't see any of you getting asked to to perform with BoA,” Key cut in, uninterested in Minho's promises to smother Jonghyun in his sleep.

No one responded.

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“Shit, I mean look at that,” Key proclaimed when they watched their SMtown performances back to improve for the next show, “I'm on stage with BoA. That is basically the coolest thing ever. I mean, I'll have to work hard to match her performance but still. I think it looks pretty damn good.”

“You did a good job,” Jinki agreed, smiling encouragingly because he was the leader and he knew that the other three were sick to death of hearing about it. He was too, but he was supposed to be responsible or something.

“You look like even more of a cocky asshole than Jonghyun when he's performing,” Minho observed.

“I look way better than Jonghyun,” Key argued, “At least I have a reason to be cocky. I've got my arm around BoA. Jonghyun just molests Taemin or rolls around in blood or whatever.”

“That was cool and you know it!” Jonghyun insisted, but no one was listening.

“I would love to be BoA for a day,” Key mused, eyes on the screen where BoA was singing (and being perfect) and he was walking around with swag, “Wouldn't that be great?” he asked no one in particular.

“She's a great dancer,” Taemin said, “But I don't know if I want to be her.”

“Yeah,” Minho agreed, “Maybe like the male version? Or I would wish that someday I'd be as successful and charismatic as she is.”

“Says Flaming Charisma,” Jonghyun cackled, his laugh vibrating from the massage chair.
  
(And wow had that been annoying when they'd first gotten the chair. Jonghyun just sat there and made sounds so he could hear his voice vibrating until Minho had clamped a hand over his mouth and told him he'd better shut up or else he was going to shove something in his mouth so he'd be quiet. An empty threat- just more of their bromance turned...who knows what. But come to think of it, getting a blowjob from someone sitting in a massage chair wasn't a bad idea at all...)

“Come on you guys,” Key scoffed, “Who even cares what gender you'd be? It's fucking BoA. Everything else is irrelevant.”

“I don't know,” Taemin said, “I like my dick.”

“So we've heard,” Minho snorted and Taemin flushed.

“You guys are just missing the point entirely,” Key complained, “She's the queen.”

“You're the-”

“Don't even,” Key threatened, shooting a glare at Minho who just continued to smirk.

But finally everyone shut up and concentrated on their Ring Ding Dong performance.

“Do you think,” Jonghyun mused, talking over the sound of the TV, “That the company would let me bring live animals on stage?”


a/n 2: In case you haven't seen I AM, Key really does say that he'd like to be BoA for a day :) Also, title taken from BoA's Look Who's Talking



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Comments 
31st-Oct-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
spot for lishalishalisha b/c she likes dumb things idk
5th-Jan-2013 03:23 am (UTC)
SHUT UP DUMB THINGS ARE AWESOME.
Like this!
This was awesome.

Jonghyun just molests Taemin or rolls around in blood or whatever.”
“That was cool and you know it!” Jonghyun insisted, but no one was listening.

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha dying at this part.

“Says Flaming Charisma,” Jonghyun cackled, his laugh vibrating from the massage chair.
(And wow had that been annoying when they'd first gotten the chair. Jonghyun just sat there and made sounds so he could hear his voice vibrating until Minho had clamped a hand over his mouth and told him he'd better shut up or else he was going to shove something in his mouth so he'd be quiet. An empty threat- just more of their bromance turned...who knows what. But come to think of it, getting a blowjob from someone sitting in a massage chair wasn't a bad idea at all...)

OHMAHGAD YOU SHOULD WRITE IT (Or include it on your list of things you should write.)

“Do you think,” Jonghyun mused, talking over the sound of the TV, “That the company would let me bring live animals on stage?”
I, just, no. No Jonghyun. Probably not. Unless it was a shark. Maybe Kyuhyun could help him with that because of all the questions he's asked him...
(In reference to the Kyuhyun troll times)
5th-Jan-2013 04:58 am (UTC)
lmao i'm glad you liked it!
jonghyun insisting that all of his performance ideas are cool is...probably not even crack. that's probably just reality OTL
i have too many things to write, yo OTL you write it! lol
he should bring a trout onstage /nods/ it'd be super cool obvs XD
thanks for reading and commenitng!

Edited at 2013-01-05 04:59 am (UTC)
31st-Oct-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
spot for mywookness :)
3rd-Jan-2013 01:28 am (UTC)
gosh Minho. Sorry he is just amazing in this even if it is Key-centric. Minho should get points. Minho is fabulous in this from the video games comments and just the jongho (like never really enjoyed jongho 'cept for bromance but this is wonderful)

Key you deserve it! BoA is stellar and them on stage together I'd fabulous.
Just hope that Kris doesn't take it away from you~~
3rd-Jan-2013 05:59 am (UTC)
haha yeah. he gets points lmao. jongho is just so bro-ish, it's ridiculous XD
he definitely does! they are both flawless.
ikr! there is another fabulous rapper on the block! he'd better watch his back! XD but really, key still wins the fabulous award.
thanks for reading and commenting!
8th-Jan-2013 03:23 am (UTC)
they are such bros. and jongho kind of rhymes with bro like it was meant to be kind of.
oh yes they are totally flawless~ i love their performances.
yeah! i noticed how kris got in some performances with boa too! yeah, i think that kris is still star-struck during the performances.
thank you for writing and replying!
8th-Jan-2013 03:28 am (UTC)
well you can't blame him for being starstruck. i definitely would be too! haha.
8th-Jan-2013 03:35 am (UTC)
ain't that true! it's the best of asia right next to you!
31st-Oct-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
very nice and seems so real, as if it's something that has happenend in the SHINee dorm :)

“Yeah, you're almost as annoying as Jonghyun-hyung,” Taemin interjected, laughing. --> fav part! thumbs up Taeminnie xD

oh btw do u know were I can find I AM with eng subs?
1st-Nov-2012 01:22 am (UTC)
thank you!
i can picture it happening as well haha
thanks for reading and commenting!

i'm actually not sure :/ i bought a copy since it has english subs. and if you're thinking of maybe buying it, i definitely recommend it. it's 4 discs with eng subs on 3 of the 4 discs, so it's definitely worth it!
1st-Nov-2012 07:40 am (UTC)
it has english subs? didn't know that.. although even if I do buy it I'm gonna have to wait a bit cause my Sherlock, Five Treasure Box and Dazzling Girl copies arrived just a week ago so.. ;)
what's the 4th disc, the one without the subs?

I just haven't been able to find it, at least not in decent quality (not even thinking about good quality lol)...


Edited at 2012-11-01 07:41 am (UTC)
1st-Nov-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
the first disc is the I AM movie and it's subbed. the second disc is basically extras? like things that could have gone into the I AM movie but didn't? basically. there are no subs on that, or at least i haven't found a way to turn them on. and then the third and fourth discs are the concert at madison square garden and those are subbed (the talking between songs, not the songs themselves).
so i definitely recommend buying it b/c there's a lot on there and it's subbed. but i totally understand having to wait. i'm pretty broke atm lol.
5th-Nov-2012 06:51 am (UTC)
It also has the concert at Madison Square? That's it, I decided! I'm totally buying it :D
Thanks for the info ^^
I think I'll buy it together with SHINee's new japanese single and DVD (I'm so excited lol~~) ;)
5th-Nov-2012 07:02 am (UTC)
i still have to order the new single and dvd. soon! dammit shinee emptying my wallet! OTL lol
5th-Nov-2012 07:17 am (UTC)
hahaha they've decided to rob us from all the money we have xD
poor (literally poor!) shawols trololol

Edited at 2012-11-05 07:17 am (UTC)
31st-Oct-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
omg key fanboying over boa and wanting to be her and annoying the rest of shinee with his said fanboying? this is perfect <3

boa is such a queen <3
1st-Nov-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
thank you!
i love BoA-fanboy!Key XD
and she definitely is! ♥
thanks for reading and commenting!
1st-Nov-2012 03:22 pm (UTC)
I love this. It's just cute, their conversation has me giggling (you do that so well.) And I love this:“I look way better than Jonghyun,” Key argued, “At least I have a reason to be cocky. I've got my arm around Boa. Jonghyun just molests Taemin or rolls around in blood or whatever.” Thank you for bringing up the molesting Taemin, because it annoys me but then again I can't stop watching it...(just keep eyes one Taemin, just keep eyes on Taemin, don't look at the weird looking faces the dinosaur makes that ruins it.) at least that what I tell myself.

sex in a massage chair...hmmmmm....

and I can see jonghyun with live animals, though Key would do that act much better. lol!
1st-Nov-2012 06:47 pm (UTC)
thank you!
i really have fun writing shinee bickering with each other lol
oh my god jonghyun's faces in those performances XD
i'm glad you liked this!
thanks so much for reading and commenting!
17th-Mar-2013 10:25 am (UTC) - Yeah, they're lookin at me BoA
I am laughing so hard I might wake the whole family (it's after 3am). I fell to pieces thinking about Jjong making noises from the vibrator chair, and it just got worse from there.

Brava, chica, brava!

Edited at 2013-03-17 10:27 am (UTC)
18th-Mar-2013 01:34 am (UTC) - Re: Yeah, they're lookin at me BoA
lmao i'm glad you enjoyed it!
i was pretty entertained writing this tbh XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
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