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My Mind Is My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy
Never Have I Ever (KrisBaek) 
9th-Apr-2013 05:17 am
Title: Never Have I Ever
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun, past!Tao/Kris
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, crack, fluff, romance?, split-second angst
Word Count: 1,686
Summary: Turning never have I ever into a drinking is a great idea, right? Lu Han thinks so, so it must be true.
a/n: Written for the exopromptmeme.


“Does anyone care to tell me why we're playing this?” Kris asked, sitting down in front of the couch where Kyungsoo, Sehun, and Jongin were seated.

You're the one who explained the rules,” Lu Han reminded him with a grin, setting the two bottles of vodka down in the middle of the kind-of circle that they were in before sitting with his back against the TV stand.

Kris sighed, “That's because you guys were asking about stupid party games they play in Canada. I didn't think we were actually going to play it.”

“What's it called again?” Chanyeol asked from where he was sprawled in the overstuffed chair.

“Never have I ever,” Kris told him for probably the fourth time, listening to Chanyeol butcher the English words in an attempt to repeat it.

“This is so dumb,” Kris muttered.

When Joonmyun had suggested a bonding activity, he'd been wary enough. Playing a game that was popular among thirteen year old girls was even worse than whatever group discussion Joonmyun would have come up with.

“But I made it better!” Lu Han chirped happily, helping as Jongdae distributed a shot glass to each member, “Taking a shot every time someone says something that you've done is way better than just putting down a finger.”

“But how are we gonna know who wins?” Baekhyun asked from his spot in front of the chair Chanyeol was in.

“It'll be the person not falling on their face at the end of the night,” Minseok smirked.

Kris tried to keep from rolling his eyes, but based on Lu Han's (evil) glare, he hadn't succeeded.

“Okay let's fill everyone's shot glass,” Lu Han said, “And we'll just refill them as they get drained so we don't waste time pouring before people take their shots.”

Count on Lu Han to come up with a creative way to get everybody smashed.

“Who starts?” Zitao asked, looking a little wary, though Kris knew that he could at least hold his alcohol pretty well. The two of them had that working in their favor. Sehun was in trouble.

“Lu Han should start since he's the mastermind behind this,” Jongdae proclaimed and Lu Han grinned.

“Alright,” he began, “Never have I ever been handcuffed during sex.”

There was a pause when everyone just stared at him before Baekhyun burst out laughing.

“How is that the first thing you thought of?”

Lu Han shrugged, grinning as he swept his eyes over the other members, “No one?”

Out of the corner of his eye, Kris saw Zitao slowly bring his shot glass up to his lips before tossing it back.

Lu Han whooped happily while the rest of the members looked on in varying degrees of surprise. Zitao ducked his head, cheeks flushed.

Kris shot Lu Han a dirty look. Of all the people to single out in the first round-

“What?” he asked innocently, “I didn't know.”

Kris scoffed, watching as Zitao refilled his glass and waited for the next person to go.

“Never have I ever...” Minseok began, pausing to think, “Thrown up on someone's shoes when I was drunk.” He looked over at Lu Han pointedly who made a show of being offended before taking his shot. He was joined by Jongdae and Chanyeol.

“Never have I ever ditched class in high school,” Kyungsoo declared.

Baekhyun, Chanyeol, Lu Han, Kris, Jongdae, Minseok, and Yixing all had to drink.

Joonmyun shot a look at Sehun and Jongin.

“Hey, it doesn't count!” Sehun insisted as Jongin nodded along emphatically, “We were trainees all through high school. We weren't ditching. We had actual other things to do.”

“Don't tell me that beating all the Left 4 Dead campaigns in one day isn't an actual thing,” Chanyeol argued loudly.

Sehun rolled his eyes.

The game went fairly smoothly as they continued, though Kris really hadn't ever wanted to know how many of the members had used empty practice rooms in the SM building for sexual escapades. He really hoped that the janitors had a habit of disinfecteing the shit out of everything.

By the time that nearly everyone had had their turn, everyone had downed at least one shot, most of them more, so they were a bit more rowdy and relaxed than when the game had started when only Lu Han had seemed into it.

“Never have I ever,” Jongdae started, “Had sex with a guy.”

Kris froze for a moment, heart slamming against his ribcage. This really didn't seem like the best way to come out. But then he remembered that at least he wouldn't be alone. Zitao had to drink too. That was just another thing that they bonded over when they were trainees aside from being one of the few Chinese trainees at SM. And then there were those couple of times pre-debut when they'd fooled around...

But as much as Kris really, really didn't want this to be how the group found out that he was gay, he couldn't let Zitao take the fall alone. And based on the handcuff question, he was playing truthfully and wouldn't lie like Kris might have.

Tipping his head back and letting the clear liquid pour down his throat, still burning a little, he saw Zitao taking his shot out of the corner of his eye. When he'd lowered his glass, already able to feel eyes on him, he saw Lu Han slam down his empty shot glass with a flourish. Everybody's gaze was now on Lu Han.

“What?” he asked, looking completely unashamed and unconcerned about the fact that he'd just, for all intents and purposes, announced to the whole room that he liked men.

“Nothing,” Jongdae answered a beat later with an easy laugh, “You didn't have to be so showy about it though.”

Lu Han shrugged unrepentantly, “Why should I be embarrassed that girls and guys want a piece of this? Besides, someone had to be chill about it,” he looked over at Kris and then Zitao in turn, “You guys are bringing the party down.”

There was another moment where nobody said anything and then Chanyeol started laughing, slapping his knee as his right eye disappeared from sight and nearly kicking Baekhyun in the head as the shorter boy quickly threw a shot back.

After that everyone was laughing and no one seemed uncomfortable and thank fuck because Kris would have had to kill Lu Han if this stupid game had basically caused the whole group to fall apart.

But wait.

Kris rewound the last minute in his head. Chanyeol had almost kicked Baekhyun in the head when he'd been taking a shot. Whipping his head to the right, Kris's eyes widened when his stare met Baekhyun's, and the nervous look on the younger boy's face was enough to tell Kris that the shot hadn't been just for the hell of it. That meant...oh. Well, that kind of changed everything.

Glancing around the room in what was hopefully a casual way, Kris was able to ascertain that he had been the only one to notice Baekhyun taking the shot. Everyone else was still too busy laughing and trying to get Lu Han to tell them how many people he'd slept with- basically, acting like drunk idiots.

Looking back at Baekhyun again, Kris found himself feeling a lot more sober than he had a minute ago. Baekhyun was chewing on his lower lip as he twisted the hem of his shirt, cheeks pink.

He reached over and nudged Baekhyun's knee, causing the other boy's head to snap up like he'd been slapped. Kris smiled, hoping that it was conveying the don't worry, I won't tell anyone and also it's totally cool that you like guys because I do too and maybe I've kind of liked you for a while, but didn't know if you liked me, so maybe this means something feelings that he couldn't say out loud right then.

After a moment of Baekhyun looking somewhat petrified, his face broke out into a grin and Kris felt like his heart might explode.

“Okay you guys,” he said in his authoritative voice, “I think we've all had enough to drink. We do have rehearsal tomorrow.”

“God, you're like the biggest killjoy ever,” Lu Han complained from where he was sprawled on the floor with his legs at a strange angle.

“If you really want to, you can get shit-faced and come to rehearsal feeling like you're dying,” Kris told him, “But I'm suggesting that we end the game.”

“This isn't because of my question, is it?” Jongdae asked, looking guilty.

“Because, seriously, no one cares,” Sehun jumped in, sounding almost bored, “I don't know why you guys thought you couldn't say anything.”

Knowing that the other members didn't think any less of him (or Zitao or Lu Han) based on the fact that he liked men made warmth well up in Kris's chest. But he tried not to show it because getting sappy over something like this would be embarrassing. Even though he could already see Zitao brushing away a tear as Minseok patted him on the back.

“It's not because of that,” he assured Jongdae who looked relieved, “I just think we've had enough of this game. I mean, really. Does anyone want Lu Han to ask any more sex related questions?”

That was an overwhelming no which had Lu Han pouting and complaining that they were all prudes.

Now that no one was looking at him anymore, Kris turned back to Baekhyun and tilted his head, getting to his feet and smiling to himself when he heard Baekhyun trailing after him. The way that Baekhyun smiled shyly up at him once they were in the kitchen and out of sight of the other members had his stomach somersaulting. And no, it wasn't from the alcohol.

(The only problem was that this was all thanks to Lu Han and his stupid ideas. And Kris had a very strict no-thanking-Lu Han-for coming-up-with-dumb-ideas policy that he had no intention of breaking. He'd just have to think of something. In the meantime, kissing Baekhyun was the perfect distraction.)

-I'm not sure how this turned into KrisBaek...it just kind of happened OTL
-Follow me on twitter @g_odalisque13
-I will love you if you comment ♥

baekhyun l'officiel
9th-Apr-2013 10:20 am (UTC)
spot for anon if they want it ^^ (anon commenting is on)
9th-Apr-2013 07:57 pm (UTC) - OP in tha hiz-ouse
man this was great. I love how everything was luhan's idea. he's always such a troublemaker. and kinky tao is the best! unf my lady boner is so hard for him. i love love love the krisbaek at the end how precious. and and and i really loved how much kris's smile to baek was supposed to mean. and i like his no-thanking-luhan-for-coming-up-with-dumb-ideas policy. also there was taoris which made my day. was kris the who handcuffed him? hmm I wonder *strokes imaginary beard*

anyway~ this was really great and i loved it!
10th-Apr-2013 07:02 am (UTC) - Re: OP in tha hiz-ouse
lu han is probably the instigator of every bad idea tbh
i'm glad you liked the krisbaek! i didn't set out with a pairing in mind but it happened lol
hmm..i actually didn't consider whether or not it was kris who used the handcuffs on him. my head canon is that they're in a D/s relationship though, so it's likely! XD
i'm so glad that you liked it!
thanks for reading and commenting!
9th-Apr-2013 10:21 am (UTC)
spot for lishalishalisha because crack?
11th-Jun-2013 05:24 pm (UTC)
Damn skippy!
If there's crack, you should just spot me, I'll get to it... eventually!

But aaaaaaahahahahahaha this was amazing and Krease and Tao and Bacon and feeeeels
Also, I like how Luhan was like "This was basically your idea because you explained it and made me want to play so yeah still your idea". Oh Luhan.
13th-Jun-2013 12:32 pm (UTC)
lol i will keep that in mind XD
i'm glad you liked it! it was really fun to write :)
and lu han is always trouble. always.
thanks for reading and commenting!
9th-Apr-2013 10:22 am (UTC)
spot for mywookness :)
9th-Apr-2013 11:27 am (UTC)
can tlist get together and play i never.
it would be a lot of fun,
10th-Apr-2013 07:05 am (UTC)
haha yes!
that'd be amazing XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
9th-Apr-2013 02:34 pm (UTC)
I loved this. I love how the KrisBaek was subtle and so cute. Of course, Lu Han's the instigator. Lol. <3
10th-Apr-2013 07:07 am (UTC)
i'm glad you liked it!
lu han is always trouble lbr
and i just have such a soft spot for krisbaek <3
thanks so much for reading and commenting!
10th-Apr-2013 11:25 am (UTC)
This is reallyyyyy cute and funny! It stirs up some very fond memories for me of the summer that just was, when I played this exact game with some old friends while we were on a beach holiday together.

Needless to say, I found out some things about them that I really did not want to know, and now I will never be able to look at a few of them again without feeling mildly disturbed.

Good times.
11th-Apr-2013 01:53 am (UTC)
Oh man yeah i'll bet XD that game is always interesting!
thanks for reading and commenting!
10th-Apr-2013 05:17 pm (UTC)
I loved this! KrisBaek is totally my guilty pleasure OTP.

And I've played the game this way too. Always gets someone in trouble lol
11th-Apr-2013 01:54 am (UTC)
krisbaek used to be a guilty pleasure otp for me too, but then they're just one of my otps now haha
i'm glad you enjoyed this!
thanks for reading and commenting!
13th-Apr-2013 09:52 am (UTC)
KrisBaek? hmmm...

very interesting... i couldn't think of them
as a couple even though Baekhyun said he liked Kris
from the start in their interview... lol...

not bad though.... hehe

13th-Apr-2013 10:24 am (UTC)
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what's that about not being able to think of them as a couple, hmm? lol
thanks for reading and commenting!
19th-Apr-2013 06:43 pm (UTC)
lol... i've seen these gifs

i just meant... i guess i'm used
to KrisTao and BaekYeol... hahaha xD


but i guess they are cute together indeed... hehe

seeing how Baekhyun is a Kris fan(?) keke

27th-Sep-2013 05:56 am (UTC)
Leave it to Luhan to turn coming out into a way to talk about how everyone wants to sex him.
3rd-Oct-2013 09:24 am (UTC)
lmao yep!
lu han pretty much wins this fic XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
2nd-Nov-2013 10:18 pm (UTC)
this was really cute ;AA;
idk it's super cute to picture the two of them (coming out) like that
with baekhyun all shy and kris smiling at him
oh ;~; my heart
it was really sweet. thank you
i am gradually making my way through like all of your fics lol..
i apologize for all the commenting ;;

Edited at 2013-11-03 12:38 am (UTC)
3rd-Nov-2013 08:07 am (UTC)
i'm glad you liked it!
i had a lot fun writing this ^^
and don't apologize for commenting! i love comments! haha.
thanks for reading and commenting!!
25th-Dec-2013 06:01 am (UTC)
that is just so cute the whole ended turn to krisbaek hahahahahahha i love krisbaek and especially story based on reality life hahahahaha exo jjang! krisbaek jjang!! ehem is this to me but for me i kris just like the father there baekhyun is the mother who doesn't give a shit to house-doing-and-etc just that happy married wifes, well tao is their baby then chanyeol the ahjussi that live together with hahahahaha anyone agree with me? all this come to me whenever i see them in exo's showtime :D
18th-Jan-2014 12:45 pm (UTC)
lol baektaorisyeol is my exo otp actually. even though your scenario isn't all of them together haha.
i'm glad you liked this!
thanks for reading and commenting!
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