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My Mind Is My Best Friend And My Worst Enemy
Chicago Is So Two Years Ago (KrisBaek) 
27th-Jan-2014 10:38 pm
Title: Chicago Is So Two Years Ago
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): humor, fluff
Warning(s): overpriced water, pushy preteens
Word Count: 1,432
Summary: Who even buys three dollar water? Oh, right. Kris does.
a/n: Written for the always lovely coley_merrin


Kris stumbled forward as the crowd surged, pushing against his back and making him fall into the people in front of him. With a grunt, he righted himself again and tried to brace himself for the inevitable next push to no avail.

Oh, for fuck's sake!” he heard exclaimed as the people behind him made a big push toward the stage, “The concert hasn't even fucking started!”

Those were his thoughts almost exactly (minus the excessive swearing), though he didn't dare voice them, let alone as loudly as this person was.

Curiously, Kris looked to his right to find the source of the voice and was able to pinpoint the man who had spoken almost immediately.

Unlike Kris, who was trying to do his best not to press against anyone around him, the man was leaning what looked like all of his weight back on the group behind him who seemed to be trying to move forward. Not only was their progress stunted, the man also had an impressive amount of space in front of him that he'd managed to carve out. And the cherry on top was that he probably only came up to Kris' shoulder.

Kris must have been staring pretty obviously because a second later, the man looked over at him.

“It's a group of middle schoolers back there,” he said, gesturing with a thumb to a cluster of kids behind him as he rolled his eyes in obvious annoyance.

Kris nodded, but didn't add any commentary so as not to start anything. Even though the man's volume was still loud enough that the kids in question could probably hear him. Not that Kris was afraid of some preteens, but he just didn't want to upset anyone.

“I don't know why they don't just save their energy for the concert...” the man shook his head, shrugging and looking surprisingly comfortable as he leaned his weight on a couple of girls behind him who seemed mildly put out, but mostly just accepting of their reality.

“Yeah,” Kris agreed, noting with some amusement just how slight the other man was as he leaned back harder when the crowd surged again and managed not to be pushed too far despite the strength of the masses behind him.

Kris, however, found himself getting shoved forward and to the left as some girls who must have been half his size squeezed between him and the person next to him.

After he managed to right himself, he glanced back to try and find the smaller man. When he spotted him, the man was grinning in amusement at his plight and Kris found himself laughing out loud despite the fact that the people around him might have thought he was crazy.

But before he could decide whether he wanted to shout over the now-further distance to the man, the lights dimmed and he was being shoved violently- his concentration forcefully being rerouted toward his survival rather than the charming grin of the almost-stranger.

Besides, now that the band was taking the stage, he wanted to soak up every second of the show.


By the time the band had played their set and encore, Kris was literally dripping with sweat- lank strands of blonde hair flopping onto his forehead in a way that would have had him frustrated beyond belief if he wasn't so focused on how thirsty he was.

Pushing through the crush of bodies heading toward the exit, Kris made his way over to the bar at the edge of the room.

“Water, please,” he requested as he pulled his wallet out of his back pocket, uncaring of the exorbitant amount of money they were probably charging. He was hot enough that he would have paid ten bucks for a glass of water, at that point.

While the bartender poured water into a disposable cup with ice, Kris glanced behind him at the traffic jam of people trying to exit the venue.

That was when he caught sight of a familiar profile- the man from before.

“Make that two waters,” he told the bartender impulsively, barely blinking when he handed over the six dollars.

Then he just had to get over to the man before he got swallowed by the crowd lest he end up an idiot with two cups of water who was down six bucks for no reason.

Weaving between some stragglers, Kris managed to maneuver his way so he was next to the man from earlier.

“Hey,” he said, feeling stupid all of the sudden when he realized he didn't even know the man's name.

Black-lined eyes met his, looking surprised to be being spoken to after the concert when everyone was worn out and just looking to get a cab home. But when he recognized Kris, his expression morphed into an easy grin.

“Hey,” the man replied, burgundy hair sweaty and plastered to his temples.

“Here,” Kris thrust the cup of ice water at the man and watched as his brows jumped in response.

“Water here is like five bucks,” he said, looking at Kris like he might be a little nuts.

“Three,” Kris corrected and then flushed when the man burst out laughing.

“I'm sorry, three,” he teased, reaching out to take the cup, finally, “Thanks.”

Kris nodded, taking a gulp of his own and savoring the feel of it sliding down his parched throat.

“I'm Baekhyun,” the man told him after drinking down half the cup in one go, water beading on his upper lip.

Kris brought his eyes back to meet Baekhyun's, reminding himself not to be such a creep and offering up his own name as well.

“Well, thank you for the water, Kris,” Baekhyun said with a quirk of his lips as the two of them finally made it out of the stuffy building and into the startlingly cool air.

“Where do you live?” Kris blurted out and immediately wanted to suck the words back in when Baekhyun's eyes widened in surprise, “I mean,” he quickly amended, “maybe we can share a cab.”

“Hmm, not sure how I feel about sharing a cab with a near-stranger who bought me water, but also might be a stalker,” Baekhyun mused, corners of his mouth tugging into a grin as Kris felt himself flush down to his toes.

“I'm really not a stalker,” Kris assured him despite knowing that that was exactly what a stalker would say, “Just uh...” he chuckled and ran his fingers through the damp hair at his nape, “socially inept. Sometimes.”

Baekhyun was outright laughing by then, but at least he didn't appear to think that Kris was a danger.

“Well, since you'd probably be the worst stalker ever,” Baekhyun began, “Not to mention incredibly conspicuous, I live off of North Halsted.”

The way Baekhyun was smiling up at him expectantly with a glimmer of amusement still in his eyes had Kris working to swallow even as concert-goers brushed past them on both sides.

“I'm in the South Loop,” he told Baekhyun with a frown, wondering why the hell he had to live in the opposite direction of Baekhyun. If only he'd known earlier so he could have planned ahead and lived somewhere else! But wait, that might be actually creepy.

“Then I'm going to go ahead and suggest we don't share a cab,” Baekhyun laughed, glancing over as couple of women who'd been at the concert flagged down a taxi.

Kris must have looked even more disappointed than he thought because when Baekhyun turned back to look at him, he smiled and took a step toward him.

“Tell you what,” he said, reaching into the pocket of his impossibly tight jeans and pulling out his phone with some difficulty, “Why don't I get your number and I'll let you know if I'm ever near the Loop?”

Kris couldn't have agreed any faster.

Though he had to retype his number three times into Baekhyun's phone due to his overly eager, large fingers.

But when he was in a cab- alone, sadly- on his way home, he couldn't help the giddy grin that spread over his face when his phone vibrated in his hand with a text from an unknown number.

i.o.u. a water!

and a second later,

but preferably not a $3 water. i'm not made of money! lol

Kris laughed to himself, hoping the cab driver wouldn't think he was insane, and replied, free water is fine :)

Yeah, Kris was ready to deem the night a success.

Especially when Baekhyun answered with, don't underestimate my gentlemanly ways. i might even splurge on aquafina ;)

- Title taken from the Fall Out Boy Song of the same name.
- Feel free to chat with me on twitter @g_odalisque13
- Comments make me almost as happy as Kris making a fool of himself on Showtime.

baekhyun l'officiel
27th-Jan-2014 01:39 pm (UTC)
spot for coley_merrin
3rd-Feb-2014 07:37 am (UTC)
Ahhh~ This is so cute!! Standing can be surely problematic. Kris is lucky to have met someone like that, instead of just getting run over. XD Also eyeliner, oof. I love the teasing so much, too. ;A; Too cute. He's worth a $3 water. XD
3rd-Feb-2014 08:21 am (UTC)
eeee! yay! i'm glad you liked it!
teasing!krisbaek are the best ♥
and damn straight baek is worth $3 water XD
thanks for reading and commenting!!!
27th-Jan-2014 01:40 pm (UTC)
spot for Lonio because all the reasons~
27th-Jan-2014 01:40 pm (UTC)
spot for mywookness :)
27th-Jan-2014 07:48 pm (UTC)
Kris making a fool of himself makes me incredibly happy as well ^^ He is such a dork and so stupid I am cracking up just thinking about him. That doesn't stop him from being my bias though, I'm pretty such it just solidified it lol

I love socially inept Kris so much! You should write more Krisbaek ;D
28th-Jan-2014 09:26 am (UTC)
oh man Kris on showtime gives me life XD
and it solidified him as part of my top 3 in exo
i will definitely write more krisbaek!
thanks for reading and commenting!
27th-Jan-2014 08:53 pm (UTC)
Awww Kris. ♥ So not smooth, and all the more perfect for it. This fic made me smile so much.
28th-Jan-2014 09:27 am (UTC)
aw yay!
i'm glad you liked it! ^^
awkward kris is the best ♥
thanks for reading and commenting!
28th-Jan-2014 12:13 pm (UTC)
Kris choosing to reverse his stage image has been incredibly amusing...breakout star of Showtime
28th-Jan-2014 12:42 pm (UTC)
breakout star for sure! haha
i think it's less that he's choosing to reverse his stage image and more that he's just not pretending to be cool now. we know the truth. lmao.
thanks for reading and commenting!
28th-Jan-2014 04:36 pm (UTC)
In the last M interview he was declared King of Reversals and said he is just different off stage
28th-Jan-2014 09:25 pm (UTC)
exactly. now we know he's a dope in real life ㅋㅋㅋ
29th-Jan-2014 05:03 am (UTC)
29th-Jan-2014 09:49 am (UTC)
lol yay!
i'm glad you liked it!
i definitely support this ship XD
thanks for reading and commenting!
29th-Jan-2014 10:27 am (UTC)
lol that's too cute :D heeheehee
socially inept kris is great :D
29th-Jan-2014 12:28 pm (UTC)
i'm glad you liked it!
i love socially inept kris lmao
thanks for reading and commenting!
29th-Jan-2014 02:48 pm (UTC)
So asides from the lovely fic,
Water here in Australia is 3 dollars. All dey errydey.
Sometimes even more.
29th-Jan-2014 03:42 pm (UTC)
ugh i am sorry for your water woes
i'm glad you liked the fic though!
thanks for reading and commenting!
6th-Feb-2014 03:54 pm (UTC)
yaaaahaha kris i love you. and krisbaek love you too. and for autornim, i love your story. because you write krisbaek so i love you too authornim... another krisbaek please....
10th-Feb-2014 10:18 am (UTC)
i'm glad you liked it!
i can guarantee that i will write more krisbaek b/c i love them too lol
thanks for reading and commenting!
1st-Oct-2015 02:54 pm (UTC)
Kris looking flustered is so so so much fun to see/read! I want more of this story! I want more KrisBaek 😍

Thank you so much for this adorable KrisBaek!
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